CUZZINS!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 (Gaz duzzent noe this gayme yet hehehe) /10
• Overall Score: 7.896/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Still hard to get bloggin very offten rownd heer! But just HAD to pop in an tell yu wat happend YESterday.

We wer owt shoppin, jus me an Mummy an Daddy, as weed left Granny at a creem tea arftanoon wiv the uther Grannys (akchewlly I waz kwyte intrestid in stayin for that. Thare wer lots ov caykes on trolleys, an the combinayshun of theez 2 things bodes potenshul fun for a small Bear: creem caykes an free rides.....) an WOW! WOW! We went parst an adopshun senter. Mummy went in to see if thare wer eny clothes my size. Thare wernt, but look hoo we fownd!

HALLO! It's my cuzzin Gary!

As yu can see from his nose, he is my English cuzzin.

He waz stunned to meet Henry.

Oh boy, the Football Werld Cup starts today, duzzent it?
Methinks Mummy better hide her books abowt Agincourt.

An better horde sum choklit for wen England looz..... duz he like Quality Street, I wonder? Better check.....HEHEHE!

Mummy sez Granny is getting better eech day, an Granny is hoping to be abol to go home Munday.

I'm not reelly lookin forwerd to that as it will meen fewer biskits , caykes an choklits rownd heer. Grannys ar so good at biskits, caykes an choklit.
Mind yu, she issent so hot on sharing them wiv small Bears....
This is ware her bad memory is handy. Do yu noe, sumtimes she thinks she remembers things that dident happen at all, like buying a KitKat for layter. An then sheel compleetly ferget sumthing that did happen, like eeting it all herself so thare's no need to look for hoo did.

Bye fer now!

Puttin up Granny's Crismoss tree

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but we thrasht Stockport 3-1 the uther day- HUZARR!
  
• Simpsons: yes, 2 episodes- aint Crissmoss grayte?
• Tesco: yes, we went reelly layte!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Henry wen he waz pozin in frunt ov a mirror. Innist that Bear is sutch a pozer he dident see me comin eevn wiv a mirror in frunt ov him. Tsk! /10
• Overall Score: 8.56932- it's gettin Crismossy!!!/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! Weer at Granny's!!!!

We had to call a car doctor owt an put in a new battery (funny, I never knew cars ran on batterys like that bunny) an we had to drive a long time to avoid snow an aksidents, but we got heer layte Munday.

Soon as we got heer, we helpt put up Granny's Crismoss tree wile Mummy cookt a beef stew, wich waz scrum an mayde me feel awl warm an cozy.

This is Granny's tree, wich I helpt decorayte.
Sum ov the decoraytshuns hav Bears on.
(In fakt, all the best wuns do.)

This is Granny's "crib" wich haz an awful lot ov dragons in it!!

Heer is our Advent Calendar. Yu get a pikcher behind eech windo, an they ar numberd 1 to 25. Yu open wun a day, startin on 1st December. Yewzly they stop at 24, but this wun haz an extra wun for Crismoss Day!

This is windo number 24, the big bloo wun. I bet that the pikcher will be ov peepol in a staybol. It yewzly is on day 24. Perhaps number 25 will hav Santa?

Thare issent as mutch snow heer but it is still enuff to mayke Miss Fluffy grumpy abowt havin to go owtside for a wee. Mr Scooter issent botherd. But sumtimes Mummy carrys Miss Fluffy down to the end ov the garden to her pee patch. Wen she carrys her she tuks her in under her jakkit to keep her warm an dry. Granny sez Mummy is spoyling her but Mummy jus sez that's wat cats ar for!

Heer Mr Scooter demonstraytes that no box is too small for a cat to fall asleep in.

Arnty Jo an Hazel cayme to see us today but I cuddent find the camera so I carnt show yu the Bear size caykes we had! They wer calld French Fancies apparently an so Henry, my French cuzzin, thort they wer awl for him! I soon showd him!!

Me an Dilly hav reseevd presents from Julie!!!!

Dilly wiv her present from Julie, under the tree.

Heer's mine! Julie yewsd speshol Bear payper! Wa-hey!

I do hope I get mor as well. I don't meen to sownd ungrayteful, Julie, if yor reedin this, but seein yor present for me has reelly got me in a gettin-presents mood now, an an an I just realized a terribol thing-

I FORGOT TO RITE A LETTER TO FARTHER CRISMOSS!!!!

an eevn werse-

I DIDENT RITE AN TELL HIM WARE I'LL BE SO EEVN IF HE DUZZ BRING ME STUFF WILL HE DELIVER IT TO GRANNY'S HOWSE?????

Oh my! Oh my! Now I am reelly worreed. I don't kno wat to do. Do yu think he will be in eny ov the shops still? Or will he be too bizzy an be wrappin stuff up? Maybe I cud go an see him in a shoppin sentor an tell him that I won't be home I'll be at Granny's an sorry I dident rite.

Enyway I AM a good Bear. I AM. I hope I do get stuff. I'd like sum choklit peanuts, an an an sumthing funny like a book on pants- hehe!- an an an oh I don't kno sum uther stuff for cheeky Bears. Maybe if he reeds my blog he will kno wat to bring me an ware to leev it....... do yu think?

I hope I can log on agen this week!!! This mobile internet connekshun issent very relyabol, so if I carnt get bak on heer, hav a grayte time, evrywun!!!! I'll be thinkin ov all my blogger pals :@} I tell Granny awl abowt yu, yu kno!

MERRY CRISMOSS, EVRYWUN!!!!

I liket this week. Grannys ar fun.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- but pleez ware yor bloo pants today cos we ar playin in a cup gayme!!! (hed or bottom; duzzent matter wareyu ware them.)
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, but we hav gon lots this week tho
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I rekkon I cud hav got a 10 off Granny but Mummy sed I mussent mayke her jump rite now. Perhaps it's cos sheez small. All Grannys ar small, but wen my Granny sits on the sofa her legs don't reech the flor. In fakt, they don't eevn dangol proply theyer not long enuff. Enyway if I mayde her jump she mite fall off it. /10
• Overall Score: 7.600001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's ok me an Henry mayde up. But not in a sissy way. We shook pors an did a manly thump on eech uther's showlders. On condishun that I can larf an giv him a shuv wen France gets beeten by North Korea so they won't get the Werld Cup enyway haha.

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An THANK YU THANK YU THANK YU evrywun hoo took part in Dilly's poll an votid NO to her proposal that I be cuverd in catnip. We wun! BEAR POWER!!!! Hurrayy!!!

Hehehehe!

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Well layter today we ar off to tayke Granny bak home. I shall miss her. Sheez funny. She nods off in the middol ov CSI like Daddy duzz, but the diffrence is she waykes up evry 8 minits wiv a littol snorty snor, wharaz Daddy jus sleeps throo to the middol ov the next episode an then arsks wat happend to the man in the car (wat car? "The wun that waz shot at." Wat car? "Yeah, at the beginnin." No, that waz the larst wun, Daddy. "Wazit? Hav I bin asleep?...") Yu mite like CSI or yu mite not, but I bet yu dident think yu cud hert yor beads larfin at it, did yu? But between them I cud bearly hold in my seams I waz gigglin so mutch.

Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy ar goin home too. They originerly wer goin to stay heer but Granny will miss them too mutch so they ar goin home. Nuffin to do wiv bein scaired ov bein cuverd wiv catnip, ok? I'm brayve.

Not that bein scaired means yor not brayve. If yu wernt scaired yu wuddent kno yu wer bein brayve, wud yu? An yu wuddent NEED to be brayve if yu wernt scaired. I'm jus not, that's all.

(Not scaired. I don't mean not brayve. Cos I am.)

WAR!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid
• Overall Score: huh! /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Big thanks to evrywun hoo haz allreddy nipt over to Dilly's blog to try to foyle her inikwitiss plans to cuver me in catnip. If yu havent allreddy votid AGENST this dragonish skeem, PLEEZ go an vote NO- kwik!!!!!

An meenwile, as tho I dident hav enuff to worry abowt wiv the prospekt ov bein torn furry lim from furry lim, I hav had to sort owt my cuzzin, Henry, as well.

The mor observant amung yu will allreddy hav tayken note that my nose is ov an Irish kaliber. The trainee spys amung yu mite also hav notist that Henry's is French. Well, if yu hav herd enything abowt World Cup Football this week, yu mite be reddy for wat I'm abowt to tell yu: he an I hav fallen owt. An that's the nice, gerly way ov puttin it, wich I, natchrelly, wuddent put at all, but Mummy is helpin me wiv sum ov this typin so I hav to hewmer her.

On Wendzday nite, Ireland waz winnin. We wer! We wer! It waz grayte! But then the French Captin, Thierry Henry, CHEETID an yewzd his HAND on the ball an got a goal an then France won. In fakt he dident jus nok the ball wiv his hand wunce, he did it TWICE! An then arfterwoods he sed, oh well, it's up to the ref to say if it's rong. WHAT???? No it's snot, yu cheet! It's up to yu to play proply!

Snot fair!

My cuzzin is eevn naymed arfter this player an yu wud think that he wud be, oh I don't kno, lyin low, tip-toe-in rownd me, offerin to be my slayve, stuff like that. But oh no! Heez bin rubbin it in!!!

So I had to tayke things in paw...

OOOOOF!!! Tayke that, yu frog eetin cheetin garlik muncher!
AAAAARRGHHH!!!!!
The cheeter got me!
PHWARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Tayke that, yu snail licker!

DOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Hand ball THAT! HA!
OWWWWWWWFTFTFTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!! HE BITE ME! HE BITE ME!
KABOOOOM CH CH CH CH!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
I waz winnin!
I waz winnin, I tell yer!!!!
I had im just ware I wantid im!
Then Mummy broke us up.
POO.

Now she rekkons we hav to say sorry an shayke pors.
Yeah, rite.

She jus duzzent understand how important football is! Pah! Sheez a gerl!

Don't menshun the war

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: restin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, an Henry cayme too, but we dident get much ov a ride in the trolley cos we stoppt to say hullo to a doggy wiv big ears hoo waz waytin for his Mummy outside the shop, an Daddy went ahed wiv the trolley to the car. Poo! Nice doggy tho!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! I'm a champyun at this /10
• Day Score: 7.43291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thare's a alot ov football on telly at the moment an larst nite France waz on, playin Italy, so my cuzzin Henry, hoo is a Frenchy-type, waz on the end ov the coffee-taybol, watchin.

Unfortewnitly he fell off wen he waz shaykin his paw at wun ov the Italyen players for trippin a French player over. Grayum poyntid owt that the Frenchys had dun the sayme sort ov thing, an wun ov them had eevn been sent off for bein norty! HEHEHE! An I sed that that waz typikol ov a French sort, not stayin till the end! Then Henry realized that this waz a joke abowt the secund werld war, an sed that my Irish sorts wernt eevn in it, jus like they wernt eevn in this football competishun.

WELL! We had a rite punch up arfter that! An Daddy got Grayum to come in an seperayte us. But wat a cheek! Cos he startid it enyway. Sort ov.

We sat at diffrent ends ov the sofa for a wile an then Mummy sed, "Wy don't yu 2 share this choklit an be frends?" Choklit? I thort. Okidokee. It's werth bein frends if there's choklit. But then we red the wrapper an it sed it waz Italyen! HAHAHA! We had a good larff abowt that, eevn tho it wassent the best choklit.

Today, Mummy sed she wantid to see that we had all mayde up agen so weer havin a Pant Party.

Eevn DOgcat/Catdog is joynin in:If ownly Adolf an co had got their pants owt, the war wud hav not ownly endid a lot sooner, but it wud hav ternd into a grayte party as well!Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

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An now a speshol rekwest....

Calamity Jane had a big operayshun yestaday, wen she had her kidney trarnsplarnt. If yu get a minit, wy not pop over to her blog an leev sum nose hugs? That way, wen she comes home an logs on, she will feel all huggd an it will mayke her smile!!

Bye fer now!

Gettin bak to normal...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills:training, I hope
  
• Simpsons: yes, but it waz a silly Halloween wun. I don't like those. They allways seem to mess abowt wiv Lisa's luvly hair.
• Tesco: no, an Mummy went off to Saynsbury's. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we dident do eny /10
• Day Score: 7.32169/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I think it's a bit off wen yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu wen yor not well. Wud yor Mummy do that? I felt reelly not well the uther day. Er... the day arfter my berfday, as it happens. Must hav been a bug.

Evrything sowndid lowd an my tummy waz very odd.

My farts had gon all weird too. Sort ov like wen yu open a pakkit ov nuts an get that littol puff ov air. I always knew that they employd a small Bear to put farts into the bags! Well I cud hav earnt a fortewn....

I waz a bit sik in my hat.

Henri wassent lettin go ov the beer, eevn wen it had all gon....

I fownd theez foto's on the camra, too, from the party.....

Heer, I am explorin my new trouzers...

This is the offishul groop foto:, in wich LBBBJ haz akwired my trouzer hat. Note that Henry is still firmly holdin onto that beer glarss:

Seems Grayum lost his hat at sum poynt, an fownd sumwun else's, sumwun-else's-wiv-a-bigger-hed:

Speekin ov hats, Sam's hat had speshol eye-triangols cut into the brim:

Hehehee! I still hav sum Ginger Chewy Bears left. I think I'll go an investigayte them..

Bye fer now!