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Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Surprizes, Snaykes an Harry Potter

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons:no
  • Tesco: yes, breefly, arfter weed been to the cinema we rememberd thare waz no milk at home for tea so we popt in an got sum.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 from Mummy, but I rekkon it waz a 10 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.896/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

WOW! Look at that! I parst 40,000 vizitors! WOW! I had been watchin that laytely an waz goin to mayke an annowncement but I mist the akchewal event! Hehe! It sneekt over the big 40 wen I wassent lookin! Hehe! Thanks, evrybody!!!!

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The uther day a big envelope arrived for Mummy but look wat pikcher waz on the front!Hehe! It waz from Mrs Nesbitt an The Duck.
Mrs N had sent sum arty-crarfty magazeens for Mummy, an The Duck sent sum cards just for me:This wun haz a genyuin duck fether:an I got a present:Dilly mayde off wiv that bow kwikker than Mummy wiv a box ov choklits:Oh! Hehe! It's a box wiv sum shoo polish inside! It's for my boots! That's good! I need to do sum gardnin layter so they will need a polish arfterwoods!

THANK YU Mrs N an the Duck!!!!!!!!!!

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Yestaday we went shoppin in a playse calld Braintree. Mummy went to The Papermill shop an bort lots ov paper an stuff for her craftin. Me an Daddy got bord an went lookin in uther shops like Marks and Spencer's, whare he inspektid the shirts an I browsd thare extensiv underpants sekshun (they ar faymuss for it, yu kno). It waz grayte!

Arfter the shops we went to the cinema an sor the new Harry Potter film! I fownd it intrestin that wun ov the baddys is calld Draco, arfter a dragon. I arskt Dilly wat she thort abowt that an she sed he waz just misunderstood.
I liket the film mostly but I think it had a bit too mutch kissin in it.
Mummy enjoyd it but wantid a wee from harf an hour in an dident go cos she dident want to disturb peepol so she had to hold herself for a long time an got a hedake.

This mornin I fownd Dilly tryin to majik snaykes. She sez she waz hipnotizing them into doin her wishes.Akchewlly they wer jus sum ov Daddy's ties, but arfter sheed been jumpin on them an going worra worra worra I had to rescew her cos she got all nottid up. I ALLWAYS hav to rescue her. ALLWAYS.

Bye fer now!