Viziting hopsikol agen

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

All bizzy rownd heer cos Granny is in hopsikol agen. But this time, cos she moovd, it is Colchester hopsikol, abowt 3 miles from our howse, so it is a bit better to run abowt an bring her stuff like books abowt cats, speshol biskits an cleen pajarmas.

I went to vizit her an I arskt her wat culler her poo was. Daddy told me off but it is a legitymet medical enkwyery!

Mummy sez the doctors heer ar better so they mite be abol to help Granny mor this time. I hope so. I don't noe wen she will be owt ov hopsikol, but she will come an stay wiv us for a few days befor goin home. I hope she will be heer for my berfday. I allreddy hav a grayte present from Beanie I want to sho her, an I want to share my cayke wiv her.

Bye fer now!

Bobbing along...

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I am sorry for the seveer lak ov Bobbing arownd heer laytely!

Granny haz been unwell agen an haz been in hopsikol agen.

It happend larst week wen me an Mummy wer at home an Daddy had gon to werk.
Mummy sed, "Oh WYYY cuddent it happen wen we wer thare?" -cos we ar thare so mutch.
In fakt I calkewlayte that we ar thare for 9 days owt ov 14. But Granny had a bad tern on wun ov the day 14s. Poo!

So we had a mad rayce on sooper-hi-speed traynes larst Friday mornin(akchewly I kwyte liket that bit) to meet Granny at the hopsikol. We got thare 2 1/2 hours arfter the ambewlance, but Granny waz still asleep. In fakt she dident reelly wake up till Saterday.

At ferst, Granny dident remember us. She thort Mummy waz her sister. Mummy sed to the nerse, "An if yu knew my Arnty Deirdre, yu'd know how bad that reelly is!"

Never mind. At leest she got sum custard. I havent had custard for AIGES. But they allways seem to hav tons ov it arownd in hopsikol.

We got her home on Munday nite. She is still sleepin alot an still carnt remember things, altho she duzz now kno hoo we ar. She duzzent remember havin been up to my howse larst yeer, an she duzzent remember that she waz goin to buy a littol howse next to us soon. So on Saterday we ar goin to drive her up to our howse an see if she remembers it all then. An then we can go an hav sum lunch sumware. It's Mother's Day this Sunday, arfter all, so I hope thare'll be mor custard.

Pleez send hugs our way. I am allmost runnin owt.

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An OH! I sor an advert on TV for the new vershon ov Charmin today for teh ferst time! HAHAHA it haz a reelly silly beak-nosed-Tree-Hugger on it. If yu ar in the UK, keep a look owt for it. Wen yu see it, I want yu to showt "WA-HEYYY BOB!" an don't eevn tell the rest ov yor famly wy.

Granny home!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No: Granny duzzent seem to watch it!
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Mummy sez I shuddent play this on Granny wile sheez not well (but I rekkon it wud cheer her up) /10
• Overall Score: 7 (thare waz cayke) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We've fetched Granny home from the hopsikol! She is ok but tyerd. She duzzent reelly remember mutch bowt wat happend to her.

The laydy in the hopsikol sed that Granny haz to put on sum wayte an gayve her a leeflet bowt stuff to eet. Me an Dilly hav been studyin it. It approovs ov biskits an shoogar an things, so I hope we get to stay heer longer as it sownds like it cud be gud!

Daddy is bak home cos he is at werk, but Mummy is heer. She is helpin to carfter Granny an keepin an eye on her in cayse she duzzent feel well. She also is taykin care ov the cats and cookin dinner an stuff like that.

Granny is ok but a bit kwyert. She sez she is angry at herself for gettin ill but I sed, that's silly, it's just yor tern to be carftered, that's all. So put yor feet up an enjoy the cayke!

Peepol keep bringin flowers. It's startin to look like Kew Gardens in heer. Mutch mor vegetayshun an I shall hav an indor loo. HAHAHAHAHA!
Dilly keeps inspektin the flowers in thare varzes. I never knew she waz a flower arrayngin expert but I spoze I shud hav gesst. It's gud reelly as evry now an then she is flarged by all the leevs an for sum blissful moments it's like Dilly is invissibol HAHAHAHA!
Mummy keeps arrayngin the flowers *her* way, an then Dilly keeps taykin all the pink flowers owt an puttin them in a varze on thare own.

Mummy bort sum Chrismoss Mince Pies today. Bit errly, but yu hav to tayste all the possibilitys in time so yu kno wat type to get for Chrismoss, don't yu. Theez wuns hav got brandy an arlmonds in them. I'm abowt to have wun. I shall nuke it in the microwayve ferst an then put a bit ov creem on it. SLURP! I'll do wun for Granny too. Sheel like that.

Bye fer now!

Vizitin Granny in hopsikol

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yesterday me and sum ov the Bears from Granny's howse went wiv Daddy to see the football, wile the green types went wiv Mummy bak to the hopsikol to see Granny.

The football was grayte- we won agenst Southend (full nayme, Southend Scum) 3 - 0 wa-hey!!!!

We took Zed as he haddent been befor. Onnistly Zed gets so hyper! He eevn thort goin throo the turn-stile was exsytin stuff an werthy of a kwik darnce!

Arfterwerds we met up wiv Mummy agen. We sat on the chair neer Granny's bed. We arskt if she wud like a Bear to stay wiv her in hopsikol; the laydy in the bed nex to her haz wun. So thare we wer; me, Blooberry Bear, Green Helen Bear and Zed, hoo yu mite remember is perpol. She had a reel good choyse ov cullers! But she just larft an sed no, it's ok.

I waz a littol bit releevd if I'm absolootly onnist (wich I tend to be, as I am an onnist Bear) thare is a strong smell ov sope up thare an a lot ov cleenin an stuff an I mite hav endid up havin to hav a barth an I get enuff ov bein naggd abowt that from Mummy!

Granny issent eetin very mutch. She arskt Mummy to sneek sum ov her supper owt so that her playte wud be empty, but Mummy sed no. I wud hav but she dident arsk me. I told her to hide it in her pajarma pokkits but she sed they dident hav eny. I waz goin to sergest pants next, but dident, cos I wassent shor if she wor eny wiv pajarmas. Now I wish I had arskt as it wud hav been intrestin to find owt. All in the nayme of pant resertch, yu understand.

Today we are taykin a littol cayke wiv us becos it is Mummy's berfday and Mummy is hopin Granny will eet sum ov it. But then if she duzzent that's just all the mor for us issent it so I don't kno wy they ar so worreed abowt it.

By for now!

At Granny's howse, wivowt Granny

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid for a bit /10
• Overall Score: not too shor/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I am at Granny's howse! This dongle we got for Daddy's laptop is grayte. Granny issent even on the internet, but the dongle meens we can get online enyware! Wat a grayte gadget for a Spy to hav!

Well things hav tayken a straynge tern this week as my Granny waz tayken to hopsikol.
The doctor thinks she had a mini stroke.

This waz not, as I had ferst thort, sumthing to do wiv maykin a fuss ov a small furry animal. I did wonder. Perhaps she stroked sumthing very small an it terned an bit her? Or maybe she stroked a hedgehog an got hert by the prickols?

But kno, apparently it's not that.

She looks very littol in her big hopsikol bed. I went wiv Mummy and Daddy to see her larst nite. Dilly cayme too but kept maykin a strange growlin noyze at the nerses cos she thinks they shud be waring nersey hats an they don't eny mor. I dident eevn kno that reptillyen types mayde that sort of noyze.

Oh well. I hope she gets better soon. I like Granny. I like her lotzanlotz. Sheez funny. An she always haz grayte biskits an caykes.

Me an Mummy ar goin to stay heer for days now, eevn arfter Granny gets home. I'm a very helpfoll Bear an so I am stayin to help. Besides, the hopsikol is in Gillingham, wer the football is. Hehe!

Will be bak to updayte yu all soon as I can.
Meenwile pleez can yu do a speshol littol frolik for my Granny.