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Showing posts with label Feronia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Feronia. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

Latest scores:
  • Gills: we playd York an got a nil-nil not-a-looz
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes, mummy needid choklit
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Daddy agen
  • Overall Score: 7.76569/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:
an..... oh deer!
 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!
Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.
 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-
(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)
 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:
  getting reddy....
an off!!!
 Ooooff!!!
Hehehee!
 Oh! Hallo Dilly!
Did yu want a go?
Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?
 No? Oh allrite then...
Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.
They ar a perfick fit!!!
 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!
Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-
  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
go Bartie go!!!!
 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!
Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!


Bob T Bear (esq)  



Monday, February 11, 2013

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!

Latest scores:
  • Gills: weer 2nd on the taybol. We wer ferst, then we had a gayme on TV an lost. Think the goallie got a bit nervoss.
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes we went to the big shop an I had a ride in the trolley. Spottid a small boy thare hoo had brort a cuddly crocodile wiv him. Carnt think wy. Urged Mummy to report the parents for Bear Deprivayshun but she sed 'Shush'. 
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10-got Daddy twice
  • Overall Score: 7.9326/10
HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!


I hav popt in to warn yu awl that tomorro is PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!

OK I shud hav given yu mor notiss, I realize that now. Oops. Never mind! All yu need is a big pair of pants an a sense ov fun!!

Wear yor pants as a cape, and spring off from sumware, showting "Horray! Easter Eggs in 40 days!!"
(AN mayke shor yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu, befor she goze an cooks yu pancakes for tea.) 


Heer ar a few pic's from previuss Pant-Cape Tchewsdays:

Wooley, hoo livs wiv Feronia, in his pant cape

Bernie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee, gets reddy to lornch in his pant-cape

Tango, hoo livs wiv Beanie, sporting a fine bloo-pant-cape

Asta has just had an operayshun so carnt tayke part this yeer, sheez a bit ouchy.
But heer she is in fine flite, in 2011.

For LOTS mor exampols ov Bears an not-a-Bears hoo took part befor, go to this link:

PLEEZ tayke part this yeer if yu can!
Post on yor blog an let me noe. I'll put a linky on heer wiv wun ov yor fotoes. Or emayle me a foto heer. 
I will put up foto's on Thursday an updayte at the weekend too.
Hav a grayte Tchewsday an enjoy yor frolics!!!!
 
Bob T Bear (esq) 

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Cool! Presents from Feronia!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, an we got the bestist biskits EVER! They wer Fox's Choklit Shortbred Rownds. An I carnt do a proper blog abowt them cos we ate them all!!!!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too nervoss bowt today's football to play this /10
  • Overall Score: 7.8 on accownt ov the choklit/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANKS to all ov yu hoo wor bloo today for the match!!! It reelly helpt, an we got a not-a-loos; 1-1.

Little Baby Bear Bob Junior (LBBBJ) cayme along too, an it waz his ferst ever footie match. He reelly enjoyd it but now he sez wen he groze up he wants to be a linesman cos they get a flag. I told him, yor ment to want to be a football player, an a good wun, like the wun that scored. But he's havin nun ov it!!!

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I luv gettin serprize parsols an stuff! I'm shor all the Bears at Royal Mail prefer to deliver stuff to fello Bears, too (wat? yu dident noe that postmen had Bear Helpers? Ov corse they do. We ride in that barsket on the bike.....). We jus got a grayte serprize all the way from Ostraylia, wich is on the bottom ov de Erth neer the pengwins an New Zealand, ware the big rugby players com from.

Enyway! How exsytin is this?????Feronia haz a dragon calld Puff, an he sent sum things for Dilly. She sed she wants to blog abowt that herself so nip over to her blog an see, if yu like. (It tends to get a bit pink over thare- be warnd.)

Feronia's Bear, Woolley, mayde me a card wiv a pikcher ov a nice beach on it. It was speshly bloo, too-An I got a grayte Ozzie badge!!!! I like badges!
An an an a littol Bear!! WOW! He is in Gillingham cullers!!!! Hurray!!!
I put him up on the bookshelf that haz mini Bears on it. He can sit wiv Cat-Bear an Clarinet-Bear, both ov wich I bort for Mummy on berfdays (hers).
Thank yu so mutch, Woolley! Thanks, Feronia!!!! Not jus for the presents an cards but for the grayte serprize!!! WA-HEYY!!! Nose-hugs!!!!