Bears On Film!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: mist it!
• Tesco: no, but spottid a new wun, so must tik that wun off in my Guide To Tesco Stores book. Dident go inside, tho, so ownly wun tik.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 (well yu hav to humur them sumtimes, bless.)/10
• Day Score: 7.84693/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We spent alot ov today drivin rownd Felixstowe tryin to mayke it look like a nice playse to liv, cos Daddy is thinkin abowt taykin a job there.

Yu see, heez been findin kwite a few wite hairs lately, so heez thinkin ov kwittin teechin an doin sums insted. So heez lookin at beein sumwun hoo sorts owt other peepol's tax fer them.

Hmmm.

I don't think the homewerk he gets to bring home will be harf as funny. I meen, I don't kno much abowt tax forms, but I don't think they arsk yu to dror pikchers on them. I like lookin at the pikchers the kiddys dror. Larst Deesember, Daddy brort home their drorins ov Crismoss an wun boy did the 3 Kings. Well, he wassent very confident abowt camels, so he ownly drew wun, an I waz larfin so much abowt its therd hump, I dident notiss it fifth leg fer kwite a wile. (It's a troo story, that, yu kno. An if he keeps it up heel win the Turner Prize wun day.)

Enyway. I've been a bit arty this eevnin meself. I've been watchin sum cunning Bears on a Live-Akshun webcam, strate from Alaska! Hav a look yorself! Heer's a film I mayde abowt them erlier:

If yu carnt see my film there, try heer.

An heer is the link to the live webcam ov the Bears!!!! http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamgrizzlies/

Wotch this spayse fer another Bear film tomorro. Wa-heyyy!!!! Mor Bears on telly, that's wat I say!

(and pants)

Bye fer now!