Send me yor pant-cape fotoes now!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

How ar yu all? Wow, it's a long time since I waz heer, issent it?? Mummy's feeling up to doin sum ov her secretarial dewties agen, so I thort I'd do a relornch of me blog. Wa-hey!!! An wat better time to do it than jus befor next Tchewsday.

"Wy?", yu may arsk, an then yu may also add, "Wat's so speshol abowt nex Tchewsday?" Well, laydeez an germs, I shall tell yu! Nex Tchewsday is the day befor the start of Lent, an it is calld "Pant-Cape Tchewsday". So! I want yu to send me fotoes ov yu in pant-capes, an I shall put them all on my blog on the day!

If yu ar unfamiliar wiv this tradishun, heer's a kwik gide:

1. selekt yor pants. Eny culler ov corse. But I fayver the bloo, as yu noe.

2. next, giv them a dam' good frolik.
3. then ty them on as a cape an go a-leeping like a spring lam off things. If yor new to this, or very small, or very old, yu mite like to limit yor things-to-be-lept-off to sofas and small tabols. Leev cherch towers an top windoze to the expert leeper-off.

Thare. I do hope yu will joyne in this grayte tradishun! Emayle me yor foto soon!!!!!

Bye fer now!