Happy Eester!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weev been ok we ar top of the taybol!
• Simpsons: Yup, I finerly put my furry fut down an sed we MUST hav Simpsons on!! An eevn Granny larft at it, cos it was the wun ware Santa's Littol Helper gets a gerlfrend and they hav 25 baybeez, and Mr Burns sings a song that goze "See my pants! See my vest!" hehehe
• Tesco: Yes, emergensy visit - I just rememberd it's Dilly's berfday tomorro (sheesh).
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 got Daddy /10
• Overall Score: 8ish, I gess/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well the last time I bloggd was on Pant-Cape Tchewsday an today it is Eester so I rekkon my sekkritry must hav given up bloggin fer Lent!

I hope yu are all well, doin grayte things an stuff. Weev had snow on an off, an hail an sleet. Sumtimes the sun sneeks out but then sumwun goze, "Hey the sun's come owt!" an scares it away.

Enyway. Enuff of this banter. It's time to look at choklit!!

Heer's my Eester egg....

Grayte, issent it?

At ferst I ownly sor the monkey, but then I notist a Bear peaking rownd the corner! See him?

Nyom nyom

The box of Dilly's egg was bigger than mine, wich I thort wassent fair. But then wen she got it owt the box, I sor that it was totally fair after all!

Teehee hers is smaller! Teehee! But she sed it was perfick cos it fit under her snout just perfickly. -Result! Got the best egg and dident get moaned at! Yay!

Mummy got Daddy sum bunnys. I think it looks like theyer on a bunny bus-

Well like I sed tomorro is Dilly's berfday. It's allways the ferst Monday in April. Then she has ANUTHER berfday on 23rd April. She sez she gets 2 berfdays like the Queen. I noe the Queen has 2 berfdays but I don't see the link. I think thare issent wun, she just wants mor ribbon-getting days.

Enjoy wat's left of yor choklit! Byee!!

BOB T BEAR (esq)

Oh! Befor I forget...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes! We beat Rotherham (full nayme: Rotter-Scum Town) 1-0 huzzah!
  
• Simpsons: Yes. Altho Granny sed 'I hate this program'. We pertendid not to hear her.
• Tesco: No but we went today an I rode in the trolley an Daddy pusht it bak to the trolley park wich is better than Mummy doin it cos she duzzent run farst and stop suddenly so I go weeeeee. S'grayte, that.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 but I rekkon Grayum waz mor serprized than he is letting on /10
• Overall Score: 8.426569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I keep fergetting to sho yu the Easter egg I got! Heer it is!
Grayte, yeah?!

It taysted grayte, too!Teehee!

Dilly got her own wun so I dident hav to giv her eny ov mine. Hers wassent as good tho as it dident hav a Bear on it.

She's off to that big wedding tomorrow. I'm glad I'm not going- I don't trust those corgis. They ar too low down to the grownd for an 8 inch Bear to feel safe arrownd!

Bye fer now!