Happy Eester!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weev been ok we ar top of the taybol!
• Simpsons: Yup, I finerly put my furry fut down an sed we MUST hav Simpsons on!! An eevn Granny larft at it, cos it was the wun ware Santa's Littol Helper gets a gerlfrend and they hav 25 baybeez, and Mr Burns sings a song that goze "See my pants! See my vest!" hehehe
• Tesco: Yes, emergensy visit - I just rememberd it's Dilly's berfday tomorro (sheesh).
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 got Daddy /10
• Overall Score: 8ish, I gess/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well the last time I bloggd was on Pant-Cape Tchewsday an today it is Eester so I rekkon my sekkritry must hav given up bloggin fer Lent!

I hope yu are all well, doin grayte things an stuff. Weev had snow on an off, an hail an sleet. Sumtimes the sun sneeks out but then sumwun goze, "Hey the sun's come owt!" an scares it away.

Enyway. Enuff of this banter. It's time to look at choklit!!

Heer's my Eester egg....

Grayte, issent it?

At ferst I ownly sor the monkey, but then I notist a Bear peaking rownd the corner! See him?

Nyom nyom

The box of Dilly's egg was bigger than mine, wich I thort wassent fair. But then wen she got it owt the box, I sor that it was totally fair after all!

Teehee hers is smaller! Teehee! But she sed it was perfick cos it fit under her snout just perfickly. -Result! Got the best egg and dident get moaned at! Yay!

Mummy got Daddy sum bunnys. I think it looks like theyer on a bunny bus-

Well like I sed tomorro is Dilly's berfday. It's allways the ferst Monday in April. Then she has ANUTHER berfday on 23rd April. She sez she gets 2 berfdays like the Queen. I noe the Queen has 2 berfdays but I don't see the link. I think thare issent wun, she just wants mor ribbon-getting days.

Enjoy wat's left of yor choklit! Byee!!

BOB T BEAR (esq)

Eestery catch up - PART 2!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
  
• Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
• Tesco: Yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
• Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!

Thare wer lots ov historikol peepol thare. This is Charles II. Issent he tall?
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat (bagels?) but I dident get a chance.

This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.

Heer Andrea is holding me an Tango cos the grumpy beefeater dident want his foto tayken wiv eny bears, he sed. He oviossly just didn't now hoo he was meeting.

Heer ar mor historikol types.

Dilly an George liket meeting this Stuart laydy.

Oh look! Anuther wun ov those wire animols! The best by far, in my opinion!

We went inside that big 'White Tower'.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!

This a soote ov Armor mayde for Henry 8th. Oh my! Look at the codpeece! HAHAHAHA! No WAY was his willy THAT big! No WAY! HAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHA! Oh my beads! HAHAHA!


Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.

This wun was all alone an he let me sit on his nee.

Next! We went to the dining hall an had HEWGE fish an chips an mushy peas!!!

Andrea, Tango, George an Beanie gave us this box
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!
Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)
Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.

Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.

Heer is sum mor ov the graffitti inside this tower. Not all of it, just a bit.

They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?

This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...

This waz the vew from the window:

Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he was allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.
Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!

Bak on the bus!!!

Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!
Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
speshol wun.
He put it strayte on his scarf:

That's all my fotoes! I hope yu enjoyd them.
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!

Oh! Befor I forget...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes! We beat Rotherham (full nayme: Rotter-Scum Town) 1-0 huzzah!
  
• Simpsons: Yes. Altho Granny sed 'I hate this program'. We pertendid not to hear her.
• Tesco: No but we went today an I rode in the trolley an Daddy pusht it bak to the trolley park wich is better than Mummy doin it cos she duzzent run farst and stop suddenly so I go weeeeee. S'grayte, that.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 but I rekkon Grayum waz mor serprized than he is letting on /10
• Overall Score: 8.426569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I keep fergetting to sho yu the Easter egg I got! Heer it is!
Grayte, yeah?!

It taysted grayte, too!Teehee!

Dilly got her own wun so I dident hav to giv her eny ov mine. Hers wassent as good tho as it dident hav a Bear on it.

She's off to that big wedding tomorrow. I'm glad I'm not going- I don't trust those corgis. They ar too low down to the grownd for an 8 inch Bear to feel safe arrownd!

Bye fer now!

Happy Easter

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we playd Oldham (full nayme Oldem Fermly or they'll drop off) an they bribed the ref- typikol! An then he sent wun ov our players off so we lost 1 - 0. Poo!
• WE ARE PLAYIN SOUTHEND (full nayme: Safffend Scum) TODAY SO PLEES WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It is all bizzy an topsy-turvy rownd heer cos Mummy an Granny ar tryin to pak so that Granny can moov layter this week. Sum peepol ar gettin worreed abowt bein left behind-

I've been mor consernd wiv the important stuff of the day tho.....

Hmmm.....wat's this???

Mmmnnyom mnnnyom..

Daddy is in Ierland becos it was Grandad-Poppa's 80th berfday the uther day an all his famly wer meetin up for a big party an stuff an all the neffews ar goin to be thare wich is wy Iym not! Far too daingeruss for a hansum yung ursine like myself.

Meenwile, Dilly is havin a berday today. She has 2 eetch yeer, like the Queen. So thare'll be cayke layter! Scrumbo!

Happy Easter, peeps!