Ahhhh............... Dorothy!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 1 (Hehe. I let Dorothy win!!) /10
• Overall Score: 9.9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yesterday waz grayte!!!

Me an Daddy went to London an met up wiv my Arnty Anna an her famly. They hav come over to London for a few days. Heer's me, reddy to go. Phytheas's mum mayde me this satchell. It's cool, issent it?We drove harfway to London then got a train to meet Arnty Anna. At ferst we all went to a big park ware we fed skwirrols.

In the park: Arnty Anna wiv my cuzins Kevin an William an Yolanda, hoo is showin Dorothy sumthing up a tree. I think. Unkol Alvaro waz thare too, but he kept owt ov the pikchers becos he is goin bald. Hehee. [Cheeky Bear!]

Thare wer big lakes in the park too, wiv lots ov goosies on them:

Heer's me an Dorothy taykin a ride in my cuzin William's hood.
We had sum grayte chattin wile we wer in thare!

Dorothy told me abowt whare sheez been travlin:
Arfter her stay wiv us in the summer, she went to stay wiv my Arnty Fiona in Edinburgh. She took her all the way to Cornwall on hollyday!

Arfter Arnty Fiona, Dorothy went to stay wiv a laydy hoo werks in the Scottish Parliament. She had fotoes taken on the boss's chair in the parliament bildin! The laydy sneekt in wiv her wen all the uther MP's wer owt!! How's that for a cheeky Bear! Hehe!

Then she went to EuroDisney. She sed she had a grayte time thare but the mice wer very big an a bit scary.

Then she went to Arnty Anna's howse, Ireland. She dident kno that that wud meen coming bak to England an so meetin up wiv me waz a serprize! Hehe! I waz serprized too!!!!

We awl went to the Syence Mewseum. It waz very bizzy cos the children ar all on Harf Term Brake this week. So it waz full ov kiddies an Daddy had to keep remindin himself that he wassent in charge ov them all. The downside ov this waz that he cuddent tell them to be kwyert an sit down an so it got kwite noizy. Me an Dorothy nipt owt to the Mewseum cafe for a snak an a sit down:

Hey! Chek owt Dorothy's eers! Wun forwerd an wun bak! Way to go, Dorothy!!!

Layter we awl went bak to thare hotel.
Heer's Dorothy an me lookin at food menus tryin to desyde wat to hav for supper:

In the end we awl went owt for a Chineez meel an Dorothy an me had a playte ov choklit brownies insted cos I thort the noodels lookt like werms an wunce I told her that she waz put off evrything till I sed wat abowt choklit? See, I kno the way to a gerl Bear's beads.
I had a luvly time. Me an Daddy dident get home till layte layte layte. An then I was up talki bowt it till 1am! I waz so exsytid. It so grayte to see Dorothy agen. Sheez my frend, yu see. I think sheez luvly.

Today I had a nice kwyert day at home. The Windowsill Bears wer down off the windowsill, it bein a T day. It waz a nice day. Ownly I hav a sor bit in my chest today. It feels odd, like I swallowd sumthing big an it broozd me. Maybe it waz sumthing I ate. It gets werse wen I think abowt Dorothy. Issent that odd? Hey ho!

I Got Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.26498/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hid wun ov the plastik flys in the shugar an Daddy dident spot it. He had his Weetabix for brekfurst this mornin an got a shok!!! He waz harf way throo an a fly startid to float to the top ov the milk! HAHAHAHAH!!!

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Mummy is doin anuther get fit campayne an this meens she is eetin low-carb. All we hav in the kitchen is a bit ov sallad, ham, eggs an harf a buffallo. Not mutch else. The good side ov this is that she dident get to eet eny ov my berfday choccie!!! In fakt, I hav eeten so mutch choklit this week, my farts smell ov cocoa.

I was sittin on my own admirin this fakt yesterday wen Mummy sed, "Come on evrywun, let's go for a walk!" (this is anuther part ov her get fit campayne- walkin.) so we drove off to a playse calld Marks Hall, ware thare ar miles ov woods to walk throo, an fansy gardens to play in an a cuppol ov lakes to sit by an think deep Bear thorts.

Yu can reed abowt Marks Hall heer, on thare website.
This is me waring my entry stikker-

I took lots ov fotoes so I'm goin to sort sum owt an put them on heer nex time!

Bye fer now!

A bit mor craftyness

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, and they went to Aldi. I refewsd to go. Dilly went tho. Huh.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 LBBBJ is gettin farster /10
• Day Score: 7.2122257 /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

A cuppol ov yu sed they wud do butterflys for my crarfty challenge.

This is Chewy's butterfly! Good, innit?An this wun waz mayde by Rue, a.bananna's dorter! (Note the perpol eyelashes.) Yu can see mor imidges of Rue's grayte crarft day on Velvet Ginger's blog.Now, I'm SHOR that sumwun else told me they had dun sumthing for the crarfty challenge but I carnt find it now. I bow down to the flor in appollogy..... wunce agen I spot a choklit that's rolld under the taybol.... I shall nab that layter! Ahem! An if yu hav sent me a note ov yor fine werk, I'm very sorry- an pleez pleez pleez send it agen!

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Meenwile..... skool broke up for summer! So Daddy is on hollyday now at larst. Heer ar sum ov the Thankyu Cards an notes an presents he got from children in his clarss:Our fayvrits ar theez choklits cos they ar Bear-size bars:Daddy's larst nayme is a long Irish nayme that starts wiv "Mc". It's hard for children to say, so he tells them to call him "Mr Mac". Wun ov them had it payntid on sum choklit, in icing:

Sam waz kwite tayken wiv the box ov choklit eclairs. Theez ar toffees wiv Cadbury choklit in the middol. Yum!

Wun littol gerl calld Elenor bort a present wiv her own pennys. She choze a pot ov her fayvrit jam. I think it will be yummy on sum freshly bayked soda bred (hint hint, Mummy!)

He also got a cuppol ov new ties. Daddy Windowsill Bear put wun on:

Wen I cayme downstares this mornin this is wat I fownd. LBBBJ is waring the uther wun!! He wants to be like his Daddy! Hahaha!

Dilly sed she liket the labol on this wine best, cos ov the "wagon berd".

All in all not a bad stash, an we hav allreddy eeten lots ov the choklits!!

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Still no washin masheen.

Daddy haz tryd to chayse them up on the fone. It terns owt that the delivery men ar baysed heer in England but the company we bort off from the internet ar baysed in France an -wayte for it!- their custermer serviss peeps ar in Romania! An nun ov them ar talkin to eech uther.

So Daddy got annoyd on the fone an tryd to sort it all owt. THEN they sent an emayle to say they ar refundin his munny. He rang an sed, I don't want my munny, I want a washin masheen! An they sed a soopervizer wud call him bak. That waz abowt 3 hours ago....... methinks we mite go to Granny's for the weekend, an kidnap her masheen!!!

Bye fer now!!!!