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Showing posts with label Crismoss jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crismoss jokes. Show all posts

Monday, December 14, 2009

Wa-hey! Weer home!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (me, Grayum an Sam got Mummy all at wunce an she sed it waz a ten so... hehe) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.723907/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu like how I've Crismossyfyed the blog a wee bit? I thort I'd hav a go; I've seen so menny nice Crismossy blogs owt thare!

We got home larst nite. Weel be goin bak to Granny's at the end ov the week, an weer goin to be thare at Crismoss, but for now I am home for a few days- wa-hey! An so I can get up to dayte wiv vizitin yor stuff. I'm lookin forwerd to an eezy eevnin by the fire, cup ov tea in wun paw, pewter mowse in the uther. I mite eevn hav an oaty biskit or three.

To ferther enharnce the mood, heer is a Crismassy joke (do add sum ov yor own in the comments!!!!)

Q. Wat sneeks rownd the kitchen at Crismass?
A. Mince Spies

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now,