A card bigger than me!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes I went to the littol TEsco shop wiv Mummy cus she needid choklit 'for medicinal reesons'. Akchewly, I told her she cud eet wun -WUN, mind, ov my choklit Bears if it wer an emergensy. She sed THANKS BOB an then ate ALL ov them. So she had to replayce them at an intrest rate ov 100% wich I think is utterly fair.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OH MY BEADS!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OV THIS CRISMOSS CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dit arrived yestaday an it's from SHRINKY!!!! THANKS, SHRINKY!!!! Hehehehe! I never had a card this big befor. Look! It's a Bear calld Bob! Hehehe! It is so big it won't go on the shelf so we hav hung it up like a proper decorayshun!!! FANTASTIC!!!!

TTFN!

Makin my Crismoss Cards

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we got a nil-nil dror wiv Bradford. (That's a not-a-looz)
  
• Simpsons: YES!!! YES!! I akchewly sor The Simpsons! Woohoo!!
• Tesco: Sadly not. I think I mite hide Daddy's Weetabix, then weel hav to go. He carnt liv withowt Weetabix.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 -got Mummy in the bath. Hers, not mine, ov corse. Don't worry I cuverd my eyes. Enyway thare wer lots ov bubbles.
  
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I deesydid to hav a paw at maykin my own Crismoss cards to send to my frends. Mummy gayve me a bit ov lino, wun ov the bits we bort in Lundon wen we met up wiv Beanie the uther month. I've never dun lino cuttin befor, hav yu? Heer is how yu do it-

Ferst yu dror a pikcher ov three hansum Bears.

Now, yu need to get this pikcher on the lino BAK-TO-FRONT so that it comes owt the rite way wen yu print it. So yu hav to scribble all over the pikcher wiv pencil, wich seems like sakrilidge, but fear not, gentle artist....

Then yu rub the pikcher onto the lino by tracing throo on the bak. Oh look! Thare's me, bak-to-front! Yu can tell, from my ears!
Then yu get a bluddy stupid blitherin thing speshol cutter and cut cut cut all the bits ov lino that won't be lines in yor pikcher. This is kwite hard.
This nex bit waz my fayvrit. Yu skwirt paint on sumthing smooth, then spred it owt wiv a rolly thing calld a brayer. I choze sum brown paynt. It waz like playin wiv meltid choklit.
Next yu yewz the brayer to roll sum paynt onto the lino, an gently put the lino down onto sum payper. Then yu get yor Mummy to peel the lino off gently, and... tah dah!!
He he he! Look! It's me, Sam an Blooberry!!!
Do yu think it's a good likeness? Weer the Three Wise Bears!
Then I choze lots ov diffrent cullerd paypers from Mummy's stash, an mayde all my masterpeeces pikchers into cards-I mayde 15. I carnt find eny envelopes to fit, so I shall hav to mayke thoze too.

As to hoo I send them to, well, if I sent yu wun larst yeer, I shud still hav yor address so I can send yu wun ov theez. If yu've never told me ware yu liv but wud like a card, emayle me yor address an I'll send yu wun!

TTFN!!!

Cards from frends

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I thort I wud jus pop in a show yu the cards weev bin gettin from blogger frends!

Ferst thare is this wun from Sandy. Issent it fantastik?!! It's a pop-up card! Can yu see in the foto- the Bears, the tree, the payper chayne- they are all goin boing! Yu can see from the shadows how they ar standin up from the payper! I luv it! Wa-heyyy!!!!!

Then heer is wun that Lorianna mayde. She haz drorn cats cos she knoze Mummy luvs them-
This wun waz mayde by Blue! She haz yewzd lots ov shiny layers to mayke the robin stand owt.
We like robins heer. We call them Bob-robins!An look at this amayzin wun from Stardust!!!!!! WOW! She haz mayde a littol Bob an Dilly owt ov felt, an dun tiny littol stitches to mayke them reelly look like us! Issent she clever? It's brillyent!
An heer I thort I wud show yu the card I bort for Daddy this yeer. It shows Farther Crismoss hangin owt his pants!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! It waz the best wun in the shop!
Wy not show yor fayvrit cards so far on yor blog?

Weer not havin a tree this yeer, cos weer all goin to Ireland for Crismoss! So we ar payin extra attenshun to our cards an puttin them all up nicely. Mummy is goin to try to mayke a reeth for the dor tomorro too. She got the idea from Blue's blog. She is goin to go hunting for ivy an uther green stuff an mayke wun owt ov that. I mite go to the woods wiv her, an do a poo.

Bye fer now!