I waz tagged by Chalky!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no... probly in the pub watchin the footy on TV
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes- sor a skwirrol in the trees on the way
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 wa-heyy!/10
• Day Score: 7.639126/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I’ve been tagged by Chalky! I hav to arnser lots ov kwestchons bowt meself. So if yor sittin cumfterbly, I’ll begin. . ...

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I wassent eevn arownd then! I waz meerly a nice dream in my Daddy Bear's sleep.

Name 5 things on yor "to do" list for today (in no particular order)
1. Go to Tesco's fer the newspayper cos it's Saterday an the rool is that CatDog, the toy me an Dilly share, becomes mine fer the week from the time we get the payper home on Saterday.
2. Frolick pants.
3. Finish off eetin the Ginger Jelly Bears.
4. Do a 10/10 serprize nose hug on Daddy, prefrably as he is comin owt ov the shower.
5. Help LBBBJ mayke a Father's Day card for his Daddy, for tomorro.

What snacks do you enjoy?
Ginger Jelly Bears, choklit peanuts, peanut butter on toaste (crunchy type), hunny on soda bred, toe nayles (my own).

What things would you do if you were a billionaire?
I'd buy Gillingham football club an buy lots ov reelly good players an weed win evrything an I'd bring bak Andy Hesentayler (my hero) an mayke him in charge an an an I'd giv evrywun free choklit biskits an tea at harf time an an an I'd desine the new kit an hav a big pikcher ov a Bear on it.

Then I'd buy a nice howse for Granny to liv in, in the country, wiv trees in the garden an skwirrols. An I'd buy a new howse for us too, wun wiv a Granny-Annex, not for Granny, cos sheed hav her own playce near the skwirrols, but for Dilly an all her dragonny an prinsessy stuff to moov into.

Then I'd giv lots an lots to lots ov animol charitys, speshly the wuns hoo carfter Bears, grayhownds, an albertrosses.

An then I'd buy a hewge bag ov choklit peanuts an a Simpsons comic.

Places I’ve lived
China (berth, an Spy Collidge), Sheerness (adopshun playse), Ecuador (wiv Daddy for a yeer), Colchester.

People I want to know more about

EVRYBODY!!!!

Insted ov taggin peepol, coz I don't kno hooz had this tag an hoo hassent, I'd like evrywun to arnser wun ov the kwestchuns in the comments- wat wud yu do if yu wer a billionaire?????

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

PREZZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- but weer playin today, so get yer lukky bloo pants on! Wa-heyyy! Weer playin Bournemouth (full nayme, Born Mouthy Scum) an they're bottom ov the leegue, so if we carnt beet THEM, well, if we don't, I'll chew my foot.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 -wat can I say. He had a good teecher. /10
• Day Score: 7 ish/10
• Advent calender pikcher: Peepol millin abowt wiv tea-towels on their heds. Look, if we don't get a Bear, or a dog, or or or sum cayke or choklit or a snowman or sumthing soon I'm jus not goin to play anymor. Wun ov Dilly's skwares is in the sky. Sheez hopin for an airoplane. I think sheez gonna be dissapoyntid.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look wat the Postman brort me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW! It's presents from Phytheas an Chalky!!!!

It sez I can open them befor Crissmoss Day. That's good, cos this is all very eggsytin fer a small Bear, an if I had to wayte that long, my bum mite jus berst! Wat's inside, then?....

....a card to all ov us! Wiv Eskimoze an husky-dogs on it! Cor! I bet they're lookin for snowy Bears! And.......

hehehe! Look at that rappin payper! It's got Bears wiv beer! An wun ov em's calld Bob!

Wat's inside?.......... hehehheeeeeeeeehhehe! A Crismoss stokkin!!!!!!!!!!! Wayte! Wayte! Wat's next?

oh my! Look wat Chalky mayde me! My very own satchel! WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Wayte! Wayte! Wat's in it????
A Bear badge!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Thank yu so much, Phytheas an Chalky! This is so fantastik! WOW! I reelly reelly like theez so much! WOW! I carnt wayte to try owt my bag!

C'mon, Mummy! Let's go shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now, evrywun! Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!