Boogie!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!!!!!!!

At larst! I am now abol to bring yu the video ov me an Dorothy darnsin.

We went to the park at the carsol heer to feed the skwirrols. We had no idea thare wud be a brass band playin! (Yu carnt see the bandstand very well in the vid, but it's the rownd blak thing neer the wite van!) Well, a Bear can never resist a good beet, so we had to hav a boogie!





Then I showd Dorothy our carsol. Yewzly I tayke pikchers ov it from the uther side, so yu can see the way in. But Dorothy preferd this view ov it, rownd the bak. Thare wer mor trees thare, an she sed it wud be better for findin skwirrols.Then we went off to sertch for skwirrols...

It haz bin HOTHOT HOT heer- 90 degrees F in London, an neerly that heer, too, as weer ownly 55 miles from London. So the skwirrols stayd in the trees till layte arfternoon, wen it waz cooler.

Look! Thare's wun! Thare!
See it?Closer....
Heer's Mummy helpin Dorothy feed wun:
Nnyomyomyom...

Heer's part ov the original town wall. The Romans bilt it:
Heer's me an Dorothy scaylin the town wall an pertendin to be members ov the Iceni tribe, attakin the town an drivin owt the Romans an burnin all theyer stuff (they did, yu kno):
We hav finerly arraynged Dorothy's next trip. Sheez goin to go an stay wiv my Arnty Fiona in Scotland, not far from Edinburgh. Wile sheez thare, they ar all goin on holiday to Cornwall. It will be a very long drive so Dorothy will get to see lots ov playces on the way!

But befor then, I hav to sho yu her pic's from wen Daddy took her into werk wiv him. Ha! Next time!

Bye for now!

Wa-heyy! Serruptishus Bears In Disgize!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- good Lor, I do hope they're praktissin.
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.126 it waz doin better but then I diskuverd that LBBBJ had sneekt down off the window-sill on a non-T day. Heez gettin well cheeky, that wun. Mummy sed it's jus that he wants to be wiv me but rools is rools an if yu don't hav rools wat do yu get? Anarky, that's wat. /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyyy! I am pleezd to report that the Bear skulpcher at Colchester Carsol waz thare agen this summer! We had sum nice wether theez larst few days, so me an Dilly went up thare wiv the camra to chek on it, an to scare the torrists.

Look! Heer he is!Larst yeer he had a hunny pot in frunt ov him, wiv yello marrygolds in it. Alas, he must be on a diet this yeer!Dilly, as yewzual, waz ownly intrestid in wun thing...Yup, the carsol.

Hang on! Wat's that in frunt ov it?

It's a lion!!!

Heez eevn got wiskers!!!Wa-hey!

We dident reelly go into town alone. Mummy went on the bus an we sneekt into her bag. Well, we dident want to risk her goin owt alone an gettin the rong bus home. Sheez dun that befor. But this time, wiv Daddy at werk an so not abol to come an get her, it mite hav been hours befor sumwun prest the big button on the telly rownd heer. Cuddent risk missin The Simpsons. So we had to go wiv her.

We hung arownd the carsol (they hav a big park wiv a hewge sellekshun ov diffrent leevs to try owt jhee jhee jhee) an Mummy went to the shops whare she went to Sainsburys an bort sossidges an needent hav becos yu can get them at Tesco, whare she haz a loyalty card, an she oviossly duzzent do loyal like we Bears do coz she keeps doin this sorta thing.

MEENWILE..........................

Did yu see wat Bear Naked blogged abowt the uther day????

WOW! Talk abowt Bears in disgize!!!!! He rote abowt Toblerone bars an sed thare was a Bear on the packidging!!!! I DID NOT KNO THIS!!!!!! But look! It's troo!!!!!

BEAR!

WOW!

It jus goze to show, thare may be Bears abowt an yu don't eevn kno it! Keep yor eyes owt for us today, peepol! We may be watchin yu! Woohooohoooooharharharrrrr......

:@D

Bye fer now!

Piknic Fotoes

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no, but we sor Family Guy an thare wer lots ov pants on it!! Hehehe!
• Tesco: yes, wiv Granny, wich is grayte, cos she goze rownd twice cos she fergets sumthing.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Ha! Got all the Bears at Granny's howse befor they knew I waz thare/10
• Overall Score: 7.8963150002/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Glad yu liket my pant shadow foto. Maybe we cud all start a new art form: pant shadows. See wat we can prodewce. Let's fayce it, modern art is mostly all pants enyway so we may as well. Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!! Jhee jhee jhee.

*****

Enyway, we had Friday's piknic wiv Arnty Jo an Hazel. This is them:

Heer is a kwik clip from wen we wer settin up the piknic:

We had: choklit muffins, cheez stiks, chiken drumstiks, sossidge rolls, crisps, jelly an creem, ham samwidges, cheez samwidges, mini Scotch eggs an lashings an lashings ov ginger ale! Wa-heyyy!!

It waz hot an me an Grayum mayde hankercheef hats layter on:

Dilly thort this cheez stik lookt like a bow:

Arfterwoods we walkt rownd the park an I shared a Brown ice creem wiv Hazel. That red bus is an old London bus that waz vizitin. It waz a play bus. The children wer goin on bord to collekt payper an pensils an then sittin on the grarss an droring the bus an the trees.

Dilly preferd Arnty Jo's green ice cream:

Then we went into the town an did sum shoppin. I got this grayte hunny an nut bar:

Dilly got a new owtfit:

Then in the eevnin we went to Tesco cos Arnty Jo had sum "mummy off vowchers" to spend. She haddent been in our Tesco befor an sed it's bigger than the wun neer her howse. We went rownd an rownd an it waz grayte. We wer thare neerly 2 hours. Daddy sed "I knew yu'd tayke ferever that's wy I dident come!" But I had a grayte ride in the trolley. Dilly rode in Hazel's bag wiv her snowt stikkin owt.

Befor they left our howse we drank tea an ate toaste an they had a look at our blogs on the compewter. They enjoyd my strip video most ov all! Hehehee!

It waz a grayte day!

Bye fer now!

A speshol pressie

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes. We playd Northampton (full nayme: Northampton Cobblers!) an we lost 1-0. Boooo!!!!!!!!
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score:I dident ware overalls, unless yu cownt my apron, wich I wor wen I helpt to mayke the banarnana cayke. /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy haz a frend calld Jo, hoo she met at Junior skool, a long long long time ago wen hardly enywun had a culler telly an the Queen still lookt pritty on stamps.

Well, Jo haz a littol gerl now, calld Hazel. They both cayme to vizit on Sunday. We haddent all seen eech other for aiges so we all exchaynged Crissmoss pressies an ate cayke, an it waz like Crismoss all over agen!

I gayve Hazel sum soks wiv Bears on them, an she put them on an ran abowt in them so I cuddent tayke a pikcher. But heer iz wat she gayve me, a Lisa Simpson keyring!-

We ate banarnana cayke, wich waz fantastik, mostly cos I helpt mayke it. I got the resippy from heer. It's eesy peesy to mayke, so nex time yer banarnanas get over-ripe, hav a go an mayke wun!

Arfter dinner an pressies we watcht a programme abowt skwirrols an I sed "I kno! Wy don't we go an feed sum skwirrols!" so we all went to the park an fownd sum to feed. We fed them hazelnuts an Hazel thort it waz funny coz that's like her nayme an I sed she waz a Hazel-nut but she still let me keep my pressie.

Hazel, feeding hazelnuts to the skwirrols in Colchester Carsol Park

This wun dident eet his; heer he is, berryin it!

-Wen he cayme bak for mor, he had mud on his nose an pors!

Then we went home an wotcht The Simpsons. It waz an ace day!

Bye fer now!

ps.

Dilly sed to tell yu that she haz fotoes ov the skwirrols too. (sigh)