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Showing posts with label Bottom Trumps. Show all posts

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Can't find my profile pic!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No. Our gaymes keep gettin cansold cos ov awl the sno an ice. I rekkon they shud still tern up, but insted ov football, hav a Best Snowman competishun. Eech teem can bild wun in the goal an a groop ov small Bears can judge them.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Mummy walkt awl the way thare an bak in the snow cos weer so currayguss an cool.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 Pah!/10
  • Overall Score: 7.8/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Long time no rit!!!
Sheesh!!! I hav been tryin to publish this for days!!!

Post Crismoss Gayme:
Well we took the Crismoss tree down on the 6th an put away all the festiv stuff. Then we playd "spot wat we forgot to pak away". Arfter a wile Mummy spottid the Advent calendar, an I spottid 2 Crismoss cards that Granny had balanst over the clok. Nothin else so far. But thare is yewzly sumthing. AND WARE did all the tree choklits go???? I got a pakkit ov 10 from Tesco, but wen we stript the tree thare wer ownly 2. Mummy sed it must be skwirrols. Hmmm.....

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Loss ov ID!!!!
I've also tayken the festiv thingys off my blog. I've chaynged the text to bloo. Do yu like it? It yewst to be brown. AN I CARNT FIND MY NORMAL PROFILE PIC!!!!! Must be on the pewter at home. Yu'll just hav to admire my full bare Bear bod till I can replayce it wiv the yewzual hedshot. Ahem.

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Thank yu awl for yor messidges. Heer ar the pic's I hav got sortid so far....

This is wat we woke up to on Crismoss mornin!
Dilly is by her pile an I am wiv mine.
An to think I was worreed that Father Crismoss wud ferget me!!!
He eevn brort sumthing for Miss Fluffy an Mr Scooter!
I got sum yummy choklit coins...
Do yu kno the card gayme calld "Trumps"????
Well look at the vershon I got!! HAHAHAHA!!
Then thare waz this cewt littol badge...I also got a grayte book on the histry ov Pants, but I carnt find the foto. D'oh!

But oh! Oh! I'm forgettin Julie's pressent!!!Wat was it? Wat was it??
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BEAR BISKITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!
We had lots ov smashin food...
theez wer the mince pies Mummy mayde.
They dident larst long!
I had a sip or 2 ov Daddy's speshol Crismoss Ale.
(Arfter awl, he is allways goin on at me abowt sharing)

Heer is our Crismoss dinner.
Mummy cookt the turkey an it went a nice goldy culler. She did nice crispy roast potatoes too, an sage an unyun stuffin, an 6 or 7 diffrent veggies (wich is far too menny if yu arsk me).
Note the Crismoss Crackers.
I'm told yu ownly get theez in the UK an Ireland.
Ware do the rest ov yu get yor festiv hats from?

Hope yu like the pics!!
Sorry for the delay but it takes longer to upload a foto than this thing stays online laytely!!!

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Me an Mummy ar still at Granny's. We will be heer nex week too, cos ov the sno. Daddy carnt drive down, not eevn jus for a vizit. He left wun ov his jumpers behind larst week, an I hav lent it to the biggest Bear heer, calld Merge, so that wen I sleep on his nee, it smells like Daddy.

Nose Hugs!!!!