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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
   
4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
   
9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
10. Maykin snowbears.

OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}

GOTCHA!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YES!!!! We wun! We playd Macklesfield (full nayme: Muck-in-a-field) an we slorterd them 3 -1. Me an Daddy wer thare. Wa-hey!
• Simpsons: yes, I sor wun that I haddent seen befor!!!
• Tesco: we ownly nipt into the littol wun, for cow joose an a payper.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still serspendid wilst huntin the reptillyens. /10
• Overall Score: 8 ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

HA!

Thare gayme is finerly foyled!!!!

Heer's Sam an LBBBJ, lyin in wayte erlier:

Kwik! Get in! Can heer sumthing! Hehee!

Ssssshhhhhh...... heer they come!

Ssshhh... reddy...1....2.....3...

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooo! That calls for a close-up!

Ta-darr!
Hey.... WHAT the?
Chuck's wearing my hat!!!
LBBBJ's pyret cry of "AAARGH!" waz unmistaykabol. It waz also pritty lowd, so I herd it from my own look-owt pozishun (the pant dror) an cayme runnin. I cort this pic ov the AWOLs:
Hmmm.... looks like they've bin shoppin! An from Chuck's bag, it looks like for sooveneers!
Huh! I'm off to deebreef them now.
An unforchewnitly that duzzent involv the pants hintid at in the werd deebreef, utherwize it mite be mor fun.
THEN maybe we can finerly hav Chuck's send-off tea an cayke!!!!

Bye fer now!

Bobcam report

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to time spent on hunting reptillyens /10
• Day Score: hard to calkewlayte as I've never akchewly huntid reptilyen types befor. I yewzerly avoyde them. /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, they still havent ternd up. I've just bin rownd an chekt the Bobcam sistem. The ownly wun that showd enything at all reelly (exsept cam4, wich cort a spider, but I won't post that cos they scare Mummy) waz cam1, at the top ov the stairs. See wat yu think:

OK. Cam1 is set at the top ov the stairs, faysin the dor to the airing cubberd.

If yu don't call it this owtside ov the UK, I maybe better explayne- this is a cubberd that contaynes the hot warter sillinder for the heetin. Abuv it ar lots ov shelvs, an peepol put thare newly washt lorndry in heer arfter dryin it, to mayke shor it's dry all throo. It's also whare most peepol stor thare sheets an towels an stuff. I jus call it the pant cubberd. It also serves as a good shelter dewrin thunder storms. (Pant comfort facility.)

Enyway. This is a good pozishun for Bobcam as it is (1) at the top ov the stairs an (2) on the landin. This meens it will capcher all the traffic goin upstairs, an to the bedroom, the barthroom, etc.....


Oh look! It's wun ov Mummy's fleecy soks!!! Hehe! I wunder if she waz puttin eny fresh pants in thare....

Hmmm...


This calls for Bobcam's CSI Enharnse Feetcher:Yu see that???
Don't yu rekkon that cud be the tip ov Chuck's tayle????

I did hav a good look wen I got up this mornin, soon as I sor this. But I carnt see them in thare. An the frunt dor waz unlokt. I rekkon they cayme bak, kippt in heer, then went owt agen..... curioser and curioser...... hmmmm....

Well I've reset all the cams. Hav to wayte an see wat they catch today.

Rite!

I'm off to investigayte that fresh pant possibility.......

Bye fer now!