TV stuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- they ar playin today tho. In fakt, they ar rite now, but I nipt in heer dewrin harf-time. So far we ar winnin 1 -0. Wa-heyy!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- she went to the Co-Op. Can yu beleev it??? I'm shor sheez tryin to poyzen Daddy. In fakt, I left him a note to warn him.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.73621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! It's a few days since I bloggd. Whare duzz the time go? Arnsers on a postcard, pleez...

Well today I want to talk abowt fayvrit TV stuff. Wat is yor fayvrit TV stuff?

Yu kno I like The Simpsons, an I sumtimes watch Family Guy, too, if Mummy duzzent kno I'm still in the room (she sez it's a bit too rood for me but I think it's funny).
Bear dokewmentrys, oviossly, like Brother Bear an Brother Bear 2, an a lot ov David Attenburrough's stuff.

But I also like to watch syence programms. I'm a very tellygent Bear, as yoov probly notist, an so I like to look arfter my brayne stuffin.

Tayke fer exampol this intrestin dokewmentry from the uther nite: it waz teechin small children how to liv in the woods. An natrilly, the kwestchun ov whare to poo cayme up. Well! Well! My speesheez is expert on this matter so I watcht to mayke shor they got thare fakts rite. Heer they ar, discussin wich leef offerd the best wipe fassility:Most ov them sed they'd pik a dok leef, as theez ar a good size an kwite strong. It's important to pik a strong leef or else it mite rip mid wipe an then yor fingers poke throo an yu may as well hav jus yewzd yor paw, to be frank, given the result. So a good dok leef is ideal.

I waz serprizd tho, to see the so-calld expert say that the best choyse waz the rownd-leaved fluellen. Heer it is-The reezon, he sed, to go fer this wun waz becos IT IS THIK AN HAIRY!!! HAAAAAAhahaaaa an he sed that the littol hairs wud meen the poo stiks to it! Well yes, but wat if yor bum is alreddy hairy? Huh? Like if yor a Bear. Well, yu jus don't want hair-on-hair. Hair on hair?? Hahahaaa.HAIR ON HAiR???? Hahaa that jus won't werk! Beleev me, that is wun playce yu do NOT want eny statik!!! HAHAAA! No, yu want a nice big dok leef. Sumthin smooth an strong. Bears an uther furry-arst peepol owt thare, tayke note.

Tsk! They reelly shud hav got a REEL expert in.
Enyway. Haff to go now, football's bak.
Don't ferget to tell me wat yu watch!

Bye fer now!

Bearly Compensayshun

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, an weer runnin owt ov stuff- an yewsin the UHT cow joose in the tea agen. I don't kno. I shall hav to distrakt them nex time they parss that stuff in the shop. If they dident hav eny they wud hav to go shoppin fer cow joose. I meen, we can be owt ov food an nuthin happens, but not abol to hav cups ov tea? That's seeriuss.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 6.39621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well peeps, Gillingham lost it. Weev been relegaytid.

For thoze ov yu that don't follo football an don't kno wat that meens, let me explayne:

wun day yu ar playin in the park wiv the big boys, wiv proper goal posts an teams an a posh new ball wiv a pattern on it an oranges to eet at "half time". Then, nex day, yor not allowd to joyne in wiv them. Insted, yu hav to play wiv the smaller boys. Theez fellas don't hav proper goal posts, they roll their coats up in a ball an yewz them insted. An they hav to borro sumwun else's ball. An they always bring a dog. An at sum poynt, wun ov them will hav to go home for his tea, an so his team substitutes him wiv the dog, hoo scores the winnin goal an then runs off wiv the ball leevin yu to explayne to the big boys that yu don't kno whare it went. An then yor scared to tern up next week in cayse they're waytin for yu an want to arsk yu for their ball bak agen.

So thare. Now yu kno. That's wat bein relegaytid is like. An Gillingham has been.

Waah.

Me an the uther Bears hav been tryin to looz ourselves in Beary things an tryin not to think too hard abowt it. It's not eezy for a Bear not to think hard. Weer good thinkers, yu see. Wunce a thort is in a Bear Brayne it gets nerchured an tikkold an it enjoys bein in thare so much it starts to gro. So it's not eezy if yu don't want to think it.

Lukkily we fownd sumthing good on tv:

Bears on tv! Hurray!

We allso fownd a grayte story on Lynda's Blog, abowt this littol fello:

It's a grayte post. Do go an hav a look!

Bye fer now!