PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weer 2nd on the taybol. We wer ferst, then we had a gayme on TV an lost. Think the goallie got a bit nervoss.
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes we went to the big shop an I had a ride in the trolley. Spottid a small boy thare hoo had brort a cuddly crocodile wiv him. Carnt think wy. Urged Mummy to report the parents for Bear Deprivayshun but she sed 'Shush'. 
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10-got Daddy twice
• Overall Score: 7.9326/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!


I hav popt in to warn yu awl that tomorro is PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!

OK I shud hav given yu mor notiss, I realize that now. Oops. Never mind! All yu need is a big pair of pants an a sense ov fun!!

Wear yor pants as a cape, and spring off from sumware, showting "Horray! Easter Eggs in 40 days!!"
(AN mayke shor yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu, befor she goze an cooks yu pancakes for tea.) 


Heer ar a few pic's from previuss Pant-Cape Tchewsdays:

Wooley, hoo livs wiv Feronia, in his pant cape

Bernie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee, gets reddy to lornch in his pant-cape

Tango, hoo livs wiv Beanie, sporting a fine bloo-pant-cape

Asta has just had an operayshun so carnt tayke part this yeer, sheez a bit ouchy.

But heer she is in fine flite, in 2011.

For LOTS mor exampols ov Bears an not-a-Bears hoo took part befor, go to this link:

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY FROLICS

PLEEZ tayke part this yeer if yu can!
Post on yor blog an let me noe. I'll put a linky on heer wiv wun ov yor fotoes. Or emayle me a foto heer. 

I will put up foto's on Thursday an updayte at the weekend too.

Hav a grayte Tchewsday an enjoy yor frolics!!!!

 

Bob T Bear (esq) 

Been carftering....

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!

I have bin very bizzy an this is wy- yu see, sumthing very sad happend- Mr Scooter left us to go to Cat Heven. Mummy sez he is at a playce calld Raynbow Bridge now wiv his sisters an lots ov uther animals hooz bodies dident werk eny mor. 

I wonder if he has met Miss Peach yet. He was very shy but I'm shor he will get over that now cos theyer ar no nasty peepol thare, an wen I arskt abowt the dogs, Mummy sed theyer all vegetarian wen they get up thayer, so no worries on that score. He'll be disappoyntid if he has to be a veggie tho, as he was a good mowser. Perhaps they will just all play nicely. I meen it wud be tuff on the mice if they get thare, go "Phew!" an then get loads of re-serviced moggies dissending on them.

ENYWAY so I hav had lots ov tishoo ishooing to do. I eevn mist Pirate Day, but that's ok, as it wuddent hav bin the sayme wivowt a ship's cat.

Today we went to a garden senter to get sum flowers to cover his old poo patch(!). Gess wat they wer selling?????? -Bags of horse poo!!!!!  Daddy explayned that sum peepol like to put it on theyer roses (?????) but wat I want to noe is HOW do they get the horses to poo in the bags????? I arskt Tango, Beanie's frend (we text eech uther, yu noe) an he sed he duzzent noe ither, but it wud be a grayte new Olympik Ekwestrian sport. I think heez on to sumthing!! Much more fun than all that prancing abowt.

In the end we dident get very much cos it was rayning hard, but we got sum winter pansies that shud last till March, an we just hope that Scooter issent offended by the werd 'pansy'. I was careful to steer Mummy away from the pink wuns. I felt I owed him that much. I meen, yu don't expect to put in all those yeers of pooing just for yor territory to go all pink, do yu?

(THANK YU for all the message last time, BTW, an all yor admiring glances. I new yu'd like that, yu cheeky beggars. HAHAHAHAHA!)

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

Beanie's Olympic Synchronised Farting Event

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

BEANIE MOUSE is hosting the olympic's Synchronised Farting Event. Post your entry or email it to Beanie!!!! He has real MEDALS to present!!! Go on, join in!!! HA!!!

We wer goin to enter a team but the uther Bears ar in the thunder shelter. Kwite onnistly, judgin by the scent of nervosness in there, I don't think they'd hav much bum-puff left for the competishun!!!

Oh well, I'm going to enter on me own, then!

Ferst, a throo-the-rear-pant-hole type-


Phew! Hehehe!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've blown the elastic in me Gillingham Pants!!!!!!


OK!
A full on forwerd-sqwat:

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a pincht-cheek-skweek. Yu get better direktionality wiv this type-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! Hallo Dilly! How ar yu?


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my beads! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA! I'm worn owt, now! I'm off for sum Marmite on toast..........

UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

Erm, kwestchuns hav been arskt abowt how this cud be SYNCHRONISED farting, if I am on my own. Oh. Aha. Erm, well, I just wantid to tayke part ("jus happy to tayke part" is the Olympic spirit, Mummy sez, eeven if the BBC is obsesst wiv medals!) but also I synchronised the farts to the tewn of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'. So it duzz SORTA kwallify!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PS....I'm hosting the SYNCHRONISED SITTING EVENT this Thursday, so send me your pic's on my email here or put them on yor blog and send me a link!!! Choklit medals for the ferst, second an therd places!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 1!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

As soon as it turned Midnite, I told Mummy she cud no longer stop me opening my present from Beanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THARE! HA!
I rekkond it was a new push push car...

Then I saw......OH WOW! A fire engine! BRILL!!!!!!!!!
THANKS BEANIE!!I luv fire engines. we heer them go up the rode goin nee norrrrr nee norrrrrrrrr...

OK, cards now!!!
Heer is the wun from Beanie.
I think it looks like tree bark. Clever, issent it?Last week, a card arrived from Abearika, and Mummy mayde me wayte to open that too!
Issent she harsh?
-After all, it was from Jerry an Ben!!!!!
Look! I've got a hat just like that!I do like the way they always dror themselves wayving!
See them thare at the bottom?Thanks, Jerry an Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly mayde this littol card.
She cullerd the frame with the cullers of my nose, an put a bloo bow on the Bear. Gosh, that's reelly kwite nice for Dilly!She did insist on giving me ear hugs tho...
This wun is from Granny!
This is a garden Bear, wiv sunflowers!
This wun has a Bear in a teapot on it.
Hehehehe..... I think he mite be doin a poo in thare!
HAHAHA!It's from all the uther Bears in the howse!An the cats!I fownd sum mor presents this morning.
HURRAY!!
I'll blog abowt them layter!!!!
Mummy is goin owt now.
I think she has a choklit cayke for me sumware.
Me an Sam ar going to hav a look for it!

Catcha layter!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Eestery catch up - PART 2!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
  
• Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
• Tesco: Yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
• Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!

Thare wer lots ov historikol peepol thare. This is Charles II. Issent he tall?
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat (bagels?) but I dident get a chance.

This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.

Heer Andrea is holding me an Tango cos the grumpy beefeater dident want his foto tayken wiv eny bears, he sed. He oviossly just didn't now hoo he was meeting.

Heer ar mor historikol types.

Dilly an George liket meeting this Stuart laydy.

Oh look! Anuther wun ov those wire animols! The best by far, in my opinion!

We went inside that big 'White Tower'.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!

This a soote ov Armor mayde for Henry 8th. Oh my! Look at the codpeece! HAHAHAHA! No WAY was his willy THAT big! No WAY! HAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHA! Oh my beads! HAHAHA!


Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.

This wun was all alone an he let me sit on his nee.

Next! We went to the dining hall an had HEWGE fish an chips an mushy peas!!!

Andrea, Tango, George an Beanie gave us this box
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!
Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)
Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.

Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.

Heer is sum mor ov the graffitti inside this tower. Not all of it, just a bit.

They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?

This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...

This waz the vew from the window:

Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he was allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.
Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!

Bak on the bus!!!

Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!
Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
speshol wun.
He put it strayte on his scarf:

That's all my fotoes! I hope yu enjoyd them.
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!