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Showing posts with label Asta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asta. Show all posts

Monday, February 11, 2013

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!

Latest scores:
  • Gills: weer 2nd on the taybol. We wer ferst, then we had a gayme on TV an lost. Think the goallie got a bit nervoss.
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes we went to the big shop an I had a ride in the trolley. Spottid a small boy thare hoo had brort a cuddly crocodile wiv him. Carnt think wy. Urged Mummy to report the parents for Bear Deprivayshun but she sed 'Shush'. 
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10-got Daddy twice
  • Overall Score: 7.9326/10
HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!


I hav popt in to warn yu awl that tomorro is PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!

OK I shud hav given yu mor notiss, I realize that now. Oops. Never mind! All yu need is a big pair of pants an a sense ov fun!!

Wear yor pants as a cape, and spring off from sumware, showting "Horray! Easter Eggs in 40 days!!"
(AN mayke shor yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu, befor she goze an cooks yu pancakes for tea.) 


Heer ar a few pic's from previuss Pant-Cape Tchewsdays:

Wooley, hoo livs wiv Feronia, in his pant cape

Bernie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee, gets reddy to lornch in his pant-cape

Tango, hoo livs wiv Beanie, sporting a fine bloo-pant-cape

Asta has just had an operayshun so carnt tayke part this yeer, sheez a bit ouchy.
But heer she is in fine flite, in 2011.

For LOTS mor exampols ov Bears an not-a-Bears hoo took part befor, go to this link:

PLEEZ tayke part this yeer if yu can!
Post on yor blog an let me noe. I'll put a linky on heer wiv wun ov yor fotoes. Or emayle me a foto heer. 
I will put up foto's on Thursday an updayte at the weekend too.
Hav a grayte Tchewsday an enjoy yor frolics!!!!
 
Bob T Bear (esq) 

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Asta the superdood

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No, but saw Family Guy wich had lots ov pants in it and Stewie had his Bear, Rupert.
  • Tesco: Yes, Daddy had to get a Mother's Day card for Granny Ireland.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.689/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We wer eeting wun ov Mummy's home mayde salmon an spinich pies and wen I had had enuff, I put my nife an fork together an went to clime down. Wen I lookt bak, I saw Asta in the salmon!!!

As yu can see from my foto, I hav eeten a lot, but my fayvrit bit of the pie is the pastry so I left sum ov the fishy filling and cuppol ov fries. Can yu see Asta?Look, I've drorn sum owtlines to help yu see her in this wun-HAHAHA! Hullo Asta!

Reesently, on Asta's blog, she put up this foto ov her pawtrayte seen in the path not far from ware she now livs, in Budapest:

Asta, yu ar wun fine uberhownd! Yu must be so speshol to be appearing in stuff like this. Normally ownly Jesus an his mum do this!

Nex time I eet pancaykes or crisps I am goin to study them very carefully for yor image!


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!


Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!

Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!

Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-

....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!
Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!

I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Thanks for theez!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
  • Day Score:7ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I seem to hav been collektin awards an it's time to say thankyu proply an parss them on!


This wun cayme from Koobuss:

This wun cayme from Asta: This wun cayme from a.bananna:


Now I'm ment to parss theez on, but this is the bit I find reelly diffcult. I hav tons ov fayvrit bloggers. Jus look at the list ov links to other blogs at the rite-paw side ov this blog. Charnces ar, yor there! If yor there then yor allreddy wun ov my all time fayvrits. I think yor so good that I want others to find yu an appryshyate yu too. That is wy I put yor link there.

So I won't worry my furry hed abowt parsin theez owt evrywhare. Yu all allreddy diserve them!!! In fakt, if yu fansy wun, jus put it on yor blog an say that I gayve it to yu! Meenwile I'll do wun iffishul wun eech:


I giv this wun ...............to Alex L, hoo yewst to be calld Pope Terry. I can tell he maykes me think, as wen I reed his blog I end up skratchin my hed wiv my fut.

I'll giv this wun ...................
to Lynda/Granny K cos not ownly do I like to vizit her blog, but it duzz mayke me grin wen she vizits me! (oh! Not that this duzzent upply to others too- oh deer! Do yu see the trubbol I hav?)

An I giv this wun..........................

to Bumblevee. We ownly fownd eech other reesently an I am reelly glad we did!

I'm thinkin ov startin my own award jus fer non-hewman bloggers! Wat shall I call it? The Golden Frolic? heheheh!

Enyway, weer not up to mutch today as Mummy's old bones ar hertin, so we Bears ar mostly huggin her, or runnin up an down her bak. Dilly is in charge ov brewin tea. Hope to all be bak on form tomorro!

Bye fer now!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

To marrygold, or not to marrygold, that is der kwestchun.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no. We did play on Saterday tho, an I waz there. It waz 0 - 0, so a not-a-looz. Wich is pritty good, considrin the cheetin scum that we wer playin agenst. Thanks, evrywun hoo serpportid us by wearin bloo pants! (Wa-hey!- Serpportiv serpporters warin serpportiv supporters!)
  • Simpsons: yes, but they wer bein meen to Lisa, an that's just not on.
  • Tesco: yes. Went wiv Mummy an rode in the trolley on top ov the loo roll. (Andrex Aloe Vera? Hmm. She must be havin that old trubol agen.)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!/10 tayk that!
  • Day Score: 8/10

(for explanayshun ov wat theez scors meen, press heer!)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank yu fer all yer comments on that larst bit. WOW there was loades. Hehehehe!

I've bin doin a bit mor mewsin since....

Remember me marrygolds larst yeer?
An the video ov me plarntin them?

It waz grayte fun.

Wat I want to kno is, shud I do it agen this yeer?

I've bin doin marrygoldin now for 3 yeers, sayvin sum ov the seeds an yewsin them next time. So weer into Grayte-Grayte-Grand-marrygolds if I go ahed this yeer.

Wun ov larst yeer's spessymins.

Do yu think I shud do sumthing diffrent insted?

Hav a look at the poll on the rite ov this site, an leev a vote. I'll leev it open a munth, then I can get startid at the end ov March.

Let me kno watcha think!
Bye fer now!


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Oooooo........... Koobuss an Asta hav given me a a a AWARDS!!!!
Thanks, my fluffy feerless frends!
I shall be over layter to investigayte watcha upta, an pik up the awards. I'll bring sum choklit peenuts an cayke. Coffee Cayke all rite?