Singing animals!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. An we lost on Saterday to Stoke (full nayme cheatin stoking scum).
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, we went but Mummy an Daddy dident yewz a trolley so I dident get a ride! Cheek!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 huzarr!
• Overall Score: 7.ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sayin how mutch yu liket my Crismoss slideshow!
Heer is a luvly video that my Arnty Cristina sent me today.

Altho Crismoss has gon, the 12th day ov Crismoss wassent that long ago so it issent THAT layte reelly, izit, an it is reelly good, in fakt, if yu wayte rite throo to the very end yu see a Bear wayving.



I hope yu liket it! That cat, the wun that got bored, he made my Mummy larff so mutch she peed her pants! HAHAHA!

Let me now if yu sor the wayving Bear! He looks like Sam!

Shorts on Heds an fergetfol Grannys

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes- we playd Thurrock and won 2 - 0 !!! Wa-heyy!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: ownly breefly, and that duzzent meen pants wer bort this time. Unfortewnitly.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy!/10
• Day Score: 8.23296: 6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Gillingham wer playin yesterday agenst Thurrock. It waz ownly a pre-seezon frendly but we still smasht 'em, 2 - 0 !!!!! Me an Daddy wer thare. It was grayte. Heer's a foto ov me, sellybraytin, wiv me shorts on me hed. (Ov corse.)Speekin ov fotoes, heer ar the laytest from Arnty Christina ov Mr Woo. She reseevd theez larst week. Az yu can see, he is still in London.

Heer he is in a standing still competishun:Heer he is on Tower Bridge:Arnty Christina sez she thinks he mite be waring the marsk so as not to be recognized by the poleece. He's still wantid on serspishun ov kidnappin Santa larst Crismoss. Do yu remember that?

I wonder whare he is heading. Do yu think he will tern up heer? Or maybe Granny's howse???!! Yeah, that's probly it! Grannys like kangaroos. They carnt help it, they just do. I think it's pouch envy. They see that pouch an think, "My, that wud be handy for taykin the grandchildren owt for tea wivowt loozing them." Or, "My, that wud be handy for puttin my shoppin list in wivowt loozin it." Or "My, that wud be handy for puttin my lavenderry mints in wivowt them gettin fluff stuk on them. Or loozin them." Grannys worry abowt loozin things. GRAYTE grannys don't. Grayte Grannys tend not to remember wat they've got in the ferst playce. But Grannys do. My Granny loozes stuff all the time. Mummy sez we need to tie evrything in the howse to a peece ov string. Then, wen she carnt find sumthing, she can just follo the peece ov string till she finds it.

Bye fer now!

Where is Mr Woo???

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy wiv a marathon pant-wash at Granny's /10
• Day Score: 7.859326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've bin reseevin disterbin emayles from my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia! Mr Woo went missin sum time ago. This is he:

Duck (left) an Mr Woo (rite).

(I posted abowt Mr Woo an frends befor- heer! Go see!)

Arnty Christina is very worreed abowt him an hadent herd enything from him for over a munth until just a few days ago she got theez fotoes ov him in the post:

Just WHARE is he travlin to?

Just HOO is he hangin arownd wiv?

Pleez keep an eye owt for him! I'll keep yu posted on the laytest news ov him. I do hope he is allrite. Heez ownly littol, an owt thare in the big werld all alone!

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On a liter note, hav yu seen wat Chewy did? Oh wow! She did a pawtrayte ov ME!!! It's fantastik! Go hav a look!!!! I carnt get over it. Wat a likeness! She is soooo clever.

Bye fer now!

Weer bak!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Phwah! Tayke that!

Wa-heyy! Weer bak!

We had grayte fun in the New Forest for a few days! We brort bak loades ov fotoes an me an Mummy ar goin to sort them owt so I can post all abowt the playses we went to, the trees I pooed behind an the caykes we ate. Oh yeah, an Dilly had a berfday.

Meenwile, I'm off to chek yor messidges (ooo thanks for thoze!!) an heer is a foto to keep yu smilin. This waz sent to me by Mr Woo, Duk an Bear, hoo liv wiv my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia. In it yu can see sum yung Bears lernin the art ov Kararty. I hav offen menshund how we lern this in Spy Collidge, but sum hav dowtid my werd on the subjekt (yes, I kno, it's hard to beleev, but...) So heer is proof! Phwah!

Bloo pants on tomorro, pleez! Gillingham ar playin Swansea tomorro an to be onnist, they've been so good, I'm wonderin if our lot will tern up.

Bye fer now!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Overall Scores for Larst Year:

• Gills: sor most ov the home matches, an wunce my blogger frends startid wearin bloo stuff on match days, we startid to do better. Speshly pants, I yet agen stress- wearin bloo pants on match days reelly duzz help, so if yu dident get eny fer Crismoss, get owt in those Janury Sales soon as pos an stok up on em.
• Simpsons: sor lots ov them, but we don't get Sky, so I dident see the new wuns. But I don't care. The oldest wunds ar akchewly betta, cos in the start credits yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump in the road an for 0.136598 ov a second yu see her pants. It mite not seem much, but beleev me, it's werth it. I'm gettin kwite nifty on that paws button....
• Tesco: Daddy haz a loyalty card for Tesco but continews to occayshunly ferget wat loyalty meens an so I sumtimes catch him shoppin sumware else. Mummy duzzent hav a card at all an I'm not lettin her ride the trolley till she gets wun.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I think yu will agree I remayne the Champyun in this sport ahem/10
• Averridge Day Score: 8.197321746537973174876100000000001/10

HAPPY NEW YEAR NOT-A-BEARS!

Heer's me, sellybraytin New Year by Big Ben just arfter midnite, wiv lots ov firewerks, in among the crowds ov thowsands.....

Oh, allrite then, it's me in frunt ov the telly! HEHEHEE!

We dident go owt for New Yeer. In fakt, for the sayme reeson for me bein a bit absent rownd heer- Mummy has had a bad bug, wun that so menny peepol hav had it's been on the news. She has been sik an pooey an sed she felt like she had been run over by a horse. A BIG horse, she stresst, like bein run over by a littol wun wood jus be a bit itchy. So me an Dilly hav been carfterin her. I eevn gayve her self-ishooin rites over the tishooes. I'm a very helpful Bear. She is feelin better today but is worreed the rest ov us will catch it. Hope not.

The man on the telly sed weed get snow today, an I waz lookin forwerd to maykin a SnowBear, wat wiv Mummy bein vertikol agen. But we dident get a singol flake ov snow. I rekkon Mrs Nesbitt, up north, got it all. If so, pleez send sum down heer!

I hav to say "Happy Berfday" to my arnty Christina in Ostraylia cos it's her berpday today. Well, yesterday in Ostraylia. Well, 4th Janry. Wich is today. Well it's today heer. Over there it's yesterday allreddy. So I misst it?? But it's today where I'm sayin it, but yesterday where I'm sayin it to. Ohhh my hed herts. This is like Time Travol.

Enyway! As fer Crismoss, oh wow, I've got so much to tell yu all, it's tickerling the inside ov my hed! I'm gonna sort owt my foto's tonite an tomorro, an then come bak an show yu all.

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!! Heer's to another grayte bloggin yeer, me fello bloggeroos!!!!!

Bye fer now!