Beary niiiiice.....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes,mor cow juice
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.69823/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Did yu hav a good Wenzday? I layd low....

It waz April Fool's Day. Dilly duzzent get the rool abowt not playin triks arfter midday, nor the consept that jokes arnt funny arfter too menny times, nor that jumpin on a Bear's hed for the 13th time issent entirely endeering. So this year I borrowd Daddy's MP3 thingy, toond in to sum Dave Brubeck an put my nut down in the pant dror for sum cool pantayshusness. Niiice...

Meenwile, Mummy haz been beein arty.

I poyntid owt to her reesently that she dident hav eny rubber stamps wiv Bears on, an, oh I don't kno, wuddent it be nice to do a pikcher ov a Bear, wat wiv havin adoptid a Bear, an livin wiv a Bear, an a littol matter ov havin TWO dragon stamps, just a thort, yu kno. An so I waz very pleezd she got this stamp in the mail:

Daddy! Mummy's bin Ebayin agen!

Mummy sed I cud culler wun.

I dident want to yewz Mummy's posh pens, as, if yu get them on yor fur, it taykes 30 minits ov spit to get it owt. Besides, I hav my own Bear-size pens:Heer is my finisht werk. As yu can see, I improovd the desine wiv clors to the toze an a pair ov pants on the flor. A far mor realistic renderin, I feel, an I stuk it on our fridge dor:I mayde the cat orringe for Miss Peach :@}

So far Mummy haz ternd her vershons into a berfday card an a get well card an she sed she mite put them in her shop.

I kwite like this desine. Bowt time I got a Bear stamp, an this wun is kwite good for a Bear ov my standin. An sittin, wich I awlso do.

Bye fer now!

April 1st! Quick! Hide!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES! We won! No, it's not an April Fool joke!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes: pettrol
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oops fergot /10
• Day Score: 8.5293r /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Now look, I know it's April the 1st, but I kid yu NOT- Mummy has just roasted a chicken, at 4am, and is now sitting here munching on wun ov its legs.

The REALLY scary thing is that she duzzent seem to think this is weird in eny way. She even offered me a bit.

Sheez gon all nocturnal agen. So I'm carftering her. Me an Dilly do shifts thru the night. We don't leave Daddy alone in bed, of course, that wud be breaking the Bed Rule.

I'm a bit worreed that this will be just the ferst in a long list of weirdness today.

So I've decided to hide. I won't say where, as this is the ferst place they'll look fer clues (Not-a-Bears are sooooo predictable). Becoz, kwite frankly, I'm just too machture for their silly goings-on.

Anyway, if I do get bored, I can always jump out at them an get a 10/10 score for nose hug suprizisity.

frankly, I'm jus too matchure fer April 1st

Good luck, all. And bye fer now!