Cool! Presents from Feronia!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, an we got the bestist biskits EVER! They wer Fox's Choklit Shortbred Rownds. An I carnt do a proper blog abowt them cos we ate them all!!!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too nervoss bowt today's football to play this /10
• Overall Score: 7.8 on accownt ov the choklit/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANKS to all ov yu hoo wor bloo today for the match!!! It reelly helpt, an we got a not-a-loos; 1-1.

Little Baby Bear Bob Junior (LBBBJ) cayme along too, an it waz his ferst ever footie match. He reelly enjoyd it but now he sez wen he groze up he wants to be a linesman cos they get a flag. I told him, yor ment to want to be a football player, an a good wun, like the wun that scored. But he's havin nun ov it!!!

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I luv gettin serprize parsols an stuff! I'm shor all the Bears at Royal Mail prefer to deliver stuff to fello Bears, too (wat? yu dident noe that postmen had Bear Helpers? Ov corse they do. We ride in that barsket on the bike.....). We jus got a grayte serprize all the way from Ostraylia, wich is on the bottom ov de Erth neer the pengwins an New Zealand, ware the big rugby players com from.

Enyway! How exsytin is this?????Feronia haz a dragon calld Puff, an he sent sum things for Dilly. She sed she wants to blog abowt that herself so nip over to her blog an see, if yu like. (It tends to get a bit pink over thare- be warnd.)

Feronia's Bear, Woolley, mayde me a card wiv a pikcher ov a nice beach on it. It was speshly bloo, too-An I got a grayte Ozzie badge!!!! I like badges!
An an an a littol Bear!! WOW! He is in Gillingham cullers!!!! Hurray!!!
I put him up on the bookshelf that haz mini Bears on it. He can sit wiv Cat-Bear an Clarinet-Bear, both ov wich I bort for Mummy on berfdays (hers).
Thank yu so mutch, Woolley! Thanks, Feronia!!!! Not jus for the presents an cards but for the grayte serprize!!! WA-HEYY!!! Nose-hugs!!!!

Where is Mr Woo???

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy wiv a marathon pant-wash at Granny's /10
• Day Score: 7.859326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've bin reseevin disterbin emayles from my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia! Mr Woo went missin sum time ago. This is he:

Duck (left) an Mr Woo (rite).

(I posted abowt Mr Woo an frends befor- heer! Go see!)

Arnty Christina is very worreed abowt him an hadent herd enything from him for over a munth until just a few days ago she got theez fotoes ov him in the post:

Just WHARE is he travlin to?

Just HOO is he hangin arownd wiv?

Pleez keep an eye owt for him! I'll keep yu posted on the laytest news ov him. I do hope he is allrite. Heez ownly littol, an owt thare in the big werld all alone!

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On a liter note, hav yu seen wat Chewy did? Oh wow! She did a pawtrayte ov ME!!! It's fantastik! Go hav a look!!!! I carnt get over it. Wat a likeness! She is soooo clever.

Bye fer now!

Weer bak!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Phwah! Tayke that!

Wa-heyy! Weer bak!

We had grayte fun in the New Forest for a few days! We brort bak loades ov fotoes an me an Mummy ar goin to sort them owt so I can post all abowt the playses we went to, the trees I pooed behind an the caykes we ate. Oh yeah, an Dilly had a berfday.

Meenwile, I'm off to chek yor messidges (ooo thanks for thoze!!) an heer is a foto to keep yu smilin. This waz sent to me by Mr Woo, Duk an Bear, hoo liv wiv my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia. In it yu can see sum yung Bears lernin the art ov Kararty. I hav offen menshund how we lern this in Spy Collidge, but sum hav dowtid my werd on the subjekt (yes, I kno, it's hard to beleev, but...) So heer is proof! Phwah!

Bloo pants on tomorro, pleez! Gillingham ar playin Swansea tomorro an to be onnist, they've been so good, I'm wonderin if our lot will tern up.

Bye fer now!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Overall Scores for Larst Year:

• Gills: sor most ov the home matches, an wunce my blogger frends startid wearin bloo stuff on match days, we startid to do better. Speshly pants, I yet agen stress- wearin bloo pants on match days reelly duzz help, so if yu dident get eny fer Crismoss, get owt in those Janury Sales soon as pos an stok up on em.
• Simpsons: sor lots ov them, but we don't get Sky, so I dident see the new wuns. But I don't care. The oldest wunds ar akchewly betta, cos in the start credits yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump in the road an for 0.136598 ov a second yu see her pants. It mite not seem much, but beleev me, it's werth it. I'm gettin kwite nifty on that paws button....
• Tesco: Daddy haz a loyalty card for Tesco but continews to occayshunly ferget wat loyalty meens an so I sumtimes catch him shoppin sumware else. Mummy duzzent hav a card at all an I'm not lettin her ride the trolley till she gets wun.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I think yu will agree I remayne the Champyun in this sport ahem/10
• Averridge Day Score: 8.197321746537973174876100000000001/10

HAPPY NEW YEAR NOT-A-BEARS!

Heer's me, sellybraytin New Year by Big Ben just arfter midnite, wiv lots ov firewerks, in among the crowds ov thowsands.....

Oh, allrite then, it's me in frunt ov the telly! HEHEHEE!

We dident go owt for New Yeer. In fakt, for the sayme reeson for me bein a bit absent rownd heer- Mummy has had a bad bug, wun that so menny peepol hav had it's been on the news. She has been sik an pooey an sed she felt like she had been run over by a horse. A BIG horse, she stresst, like bein run over by a littol wun wood jus be a bit itchy. So me an Dilly hav been carfterin her. I eevn gayve her self-ishooin rites over the tishooes. I'm a very helpful Bear. She is feelin better today but is worreed the rest ov us will catch it. Hope not.

The man on the telly sed weed get snow today, an I waz lookin forwerd to maykin a SnowBear, wat wiv Mummy bein vertikol agen. But we dident get a singol flake ov snow. I rekkon Mrs Nesbitt, up north, got it all. If so, pleez send sum down heer!

I hav to say "Happy Berfday" to my arnty Christina in Ostraylia cos it's her berpday today. Well, yesterday in Ostraylia. Well, 4th Janry. Wich is today. Well it's today heer. Over there it's yesterday allreddy. So I misst it?? But it's today where I'm sayin it, but yesterday where I'm sayin it to. Ohhh my hed herts. This is like Time Travol.

Enyway! As fer Crismoss, oh wow, I've got so much to tell yu all, it's tickerling the inside ov my hed! I'm gonna sort owt my foto's tonite an tomorro, an then come bak an show yu all.

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!! Heer's to another grayte bloggin yeer, me fello bloggeroos!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Crismoss Eev, worry, panic an luvley cards!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no, but weer playin on Boxin Day, so I hope yu all get bloo pants fer Crismoss, if yu havent got eny alreddy!
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy for this, wich is the reezon I wassent reddy wen Grayum got me, an it duzzent cownt, an he DIDENT get a ten agenst me, cos I wassent playin it at the time. Ok?/10
• Day Score:7 ish/10
• Advent Calendar Pikcher: I thort weed get a bayby in a shed today, but no! Just mor yellowy glowing children hangin arownd singing. I hope we get a better wun next year.

HO HO HO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well it's neerly heer! But I've had a very worrying fone call from my cuzzins in Ostraylia this mornin! Over there, it was 10 o' clok at nite so they wer all gettin reddy cos Father Crismoss starts his rownd over there. BUT! They sed that they had set up a big net an wer gonna catch 'im! They sed they've tried it befor an this yeer they rekkon they'll do it, an then get evrywun's pressies.

Bear, Duck an Dog. They liv wiv my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia an they're up to sumthing.

Duck an Mr Woo, another conspiritor.

Oh no! Wat if they suckseed? Wat'll happen to my choklit peanuts??? Wat'll happen to yors? Oh my!

Enyway, sum good news today- look at this grayte card we got from Calamity Jane!!!

WOW! Bears!

Issent it grayte? THANKS, Calamity Jane!

An our Crismoss tree mite be ok, too: I took advice from my good frend Stanley an hung sum ov Daddy's stinky old sox on it!

Theez trusty old smelly Guard Socks shud finish off the aphids nicely.

It's a bizzy day, Crismoss Eev, so I'm off to help Mummy mayke Mince Pies. Sheez gonna put sum port in them! Heheheee! So helpin her is probly the ownly way I'll get to tayste them! Ha!

Happy Crismoss, evrywun, Bears an Not-a-Bears evryware!

Friends from Oz!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes- mor choklit biskits
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 8.2916/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yesterday was a bizzy day wiv all that guarding to do. So I was very pleased to open my email an find sum pikchers ov sum friends. These rogues all live in Ostraylia, where evrything is up-side-down an back-to-front. Like, they hav Crismos in the summer. As if that weren't bad enuff, they don't hav Marmite. No wonder they all look a bit confewsed. Very friendly sort, though, an wontid to see their pikchers on here.

I'll let Duck introdewse them all:

"This one is ME .. on my own and and and I GOT NO CLoTHES ON ..COS i was having my jacket washed..ha ha ha ha....

then there is one of me and one of my best friends BEar - he a bit rough cos he is a ozzie bear and likes bar bee qs and drinking beers...

then ME an my best friend MR WOO...

and the next last one is a ..a..one of ME again and my other best friend ralf....love and lots
duck and his freinds.....friends"

It didn't escape my attention that Mr Bear has one ear forward and one ear back. An we all know wat that means ;@) Well done, Mr Bear! An thank yu, Duck an friends.

Bye fer now!