Results

At last!!!!!!!!! The new bit for the compewter arrivd, so I can bring yu the results of the Synchronised Sitting Event. Wa-hey!!!

Well, standards this time wer extreemly hie. Judging was very difficult! But heer goze-

GOLD MEDAL TIE: Buttons: judges wer partikewly impresst wiv the bum seats an dubble decker, an Alexander Mackensie Bear, for perfik synchronissity.

SILVER MEDAL TIE: Asta, for multi-dimenshunal pozishunung, and Sally Ann an Andy: for the sheer look of consentrayshun on Angel Mack's face.

BRONZE MEDAL TIE: Beanie- judges luvd the conga pozishun partikely, and Jerry & Ben for the Pyramid.

As for my teams, we dident think it was rite to giv owselves a medal, so we ar just goin to eet loads ov choklit peanuts insted!!!!!

Pleez mayke shor I hav yor address for yor prize an sertifficayte. Email me at skutter8 "at" hotmail "dot" com.

Thanks to evrywun for tayking part!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

SYNCHRONISED SITTING 2012 *WITH UPDATES!!!** LAYTE ENTRYS!!!!!

Welcom, Bears an Not-A-Bears!

Sorry for the delay, corzd by a teknical hitch, noen as 'Blithering Boggering Blogger Wuddent Let Me Do Fotoes'. (Wat a cheek!!)

OK, heer we go!!!!

SPESHOL THANKS to Beanie's howse for sending along
a cheering skwad!!!

Heer ar my teems....

First the The Synchronised Famly Groop:

Next, The Synchronised Cuzzin Groop:

The Synchronised Unyewszul Pozishun Event:

The Bak Ov A Tandem Pozishun:

Fynerly, the Any Bear Sit:

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayte stuff!!!!

Now let's see wat uthers ar up to!!!!

Heer's the entry from Buttons Bear's howse:(Gosh!! Buttons has added lots mor since I posted this! Go an see his uther pozishuns!!!!)


Heer ar the entrys from Beanie's Howse!!

Full Face:
Profile:
Relay:
Now it's time for.......
ASTA!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAYY!!!WOW! Multi Dymenshonal!!!
Did yu meet Mr Shrodinger's cat wile yu wer doin that???

Now over to Jerry and Ben!!!!!
Look at theez entrys from Sally Ann an Andy's howse!
This BIG Bear is Charlie. He wantid to sit wiv the smaller Bear frends to show that he is frendly. (Don't worry, Charlie, yu hav a frendly face!)
(I think thare is a moose in this pikcher)

Now over to Charlie's frend, Taddy, the big Snow Bear.
Heer he is wiv Angel Mack.

Heer's Alexander Mackenzie Bear's entry-
this ferst wun is a leening-sit:heer is a Choo Choo Trayne pozishun:an heer is a Conga Sit:

Wa-hey!!!!!!! This is grayte fun!!!!

I'll annownce winners on Sunday, so thare is still time to get yor entry in!!!
Email it to me or put it on yor site and leev me a note heer!!!!
Evrywun will be sent sumthing!!!!

***btw, my sister, Dilly, alreddy won a gold medal! Go see heer!!!! HAHAHA!!!

TTFN!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

My Gardnin entry

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben ar hostin the Olympic Gardnin Event.
Heer's my entry:
As yu may hav gest, I am gardnin in the dark heer. This is becos I am gardin the marigolds from slugs.
Yu can see wun in this pikcher:

We hav had an invayszun ov slugs. SPANISH wuns. They aren't like the British wuns (small, pale an slimy) they ar dry looking an HEWGE an brown an hav ridges along the sides. We get LOADS. It's like WAR owt thare, wiv the Spanish slugs arfter me French marigolds. As yewsual, the French hav sumwun to fite for them, ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA Mummy just told me to deleet that bit but I won't. Jus don't let Henry reed it.

Mummy an Daddy collektid 73 in a bukket wun nite an took them for a walk throo a littol woody lane, ware they thort the slugs mite like to stay. A few nites layter, Mummy fownd lots mor still in the garden so she invented the sport of Slug Hurling. (Thare is a partikewlar nayber rownd heer hoom we call The Pillok, an she was kind enuff to share the slugs wiv him, via a short sharp flite off the end ov a trowel.)

Anyway, it's SYNCHRONISED SITTING TOMORROW!!!! DOn't ferget to email me yor pic or put it on yor blog!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Beanie's Olympic Synchronised Farting Event

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

BEANIE MOUSE is hosting the olympic's Synchronised Farting Event. Post your entry or email it to Beanie!!!! He has real MEDALS to present!!! Go on, join in!!! HA!!!

We wer goin to enter a team but the uther Bears ar in the thunder shelter. Kwite onnistly, judgin by the scent of nervosness in there, I don't think they'd hav much bum-puff left for the competishun!!!

Oh well, I'm going to enter on me own, then!

Ferst, a throo-the-rear-pant-hole type-


Phew! Hehehe!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've blown the elastic in me Gillingham Pants!!!!!!


OK!
A full on forwerd-sqwat:

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a pincht-cheek-skweek. Yu get better direktionality wiv this type-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! Hallo Dilly! How ar yu?


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my beads! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA! I'm worn owt, now! I'm off for sum Marmite on toast..........

UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

Erm, kwestchuns hav been arskt abowt how this cud be SYNCHRONISED farting, if I am on my own. Oh. Aha. Erm, well, I just wantid to tayke part ("jus happy to tayke part" is the Olympic spirit, Mummy sez, eeven if the BBC is obsesst wiv medals!) but also I synchronised the farts to the tewn of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'. So it duzz SORTA kwallify!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PS....I'm hosting the SYNCHRONISED SITTING EVENT this Thursday, so send me your pic's on my email here or put them on yor blog and send me a link!!! Choklit medals for the ferst, second an therd places!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)