Recent scores:

• Gills: No, weer resting till the new seazon
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco:- Mummy went to Waitrose an the Co-Op. I hope she gets my berfday pressies from Tesco.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: dident do this as Daddy still has a cold! /10
• Overall Score: 7.26569/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well  still can't get blogger to upload photo's.
Blogger obviossly ar on to my spying mishons an ar werking for dark anti-Bear forces.
Alexander Mackensie Bear did tell me how he got rownd them to put pikchers on his site, but wen I tryd it it dident werk. This proovs they ar to me!!!!
Feends!!
I am now unleeshing the Olympic-winning gift of fart into theyer generol direkshon.
Poo on them!
Poo wiv flys on on them!
S-my berfday tomorro- how am I goin to show wat I got?
Hurrumpf.

Beanie's Olympic Synchronised Farting Event

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

BEANIE MOUSE is hosting the olympic's Synchronised Farting Event. Post your entry or email it to Beanie!!!! He has real MEDALS to present!!! Go on, join in!!! HA!!!

We wer goin to enter a team but the uther Bears ar in the thunder shelter. Kwite onnistly, judgin by the scent of nervosness in there, I don't think they'd hav much bum-puff left for the competishun!!!

Oh well, I'm going to enter on me own, then!

Ferst, a throo-the-rear-pant-hole type-


Phew! Hehehe!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've blown the elastic in me Gillingham Pants!!!!!!


OK!
A full on forwerd-sqwat:

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a pincht-cheek-skweek. Yu get better direktionality wiv this type-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! Hallo Dilly! How ar yu?


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my beads! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA! I'm worn owt, now! I'm off for sum Marmite on toast..........

UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

Erm, kwestchuns hav been arskt abowt how this cud be SYNCHRONISED farting, if I am on my own. Oh. Aha. Erm, well, I just wantid to tayke part ("jus happy to tayke part" is the Olympic spirit, Mummy sez, eeven if the BBC is obsesst wiv medals!) but also I synchronised the farts to the tewn of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'. So it duzz SORTA kwallify!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PS....I'm hosting the SYNCHRONISED SITTING EVENT this Thursday, so send me your pic's on my email here or put them on yor blog and send me a link!!! Choklit medals for the ferst, second an therd places!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)