Ansers to my kwestchuns, an an updayte on Oaky!

Recent scores:

• Gills: Restin (on laurels)
• Simpsons: No but did see Family Guy
• Tesco: ownly the littol wun, so no ride in a trolley
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 0 -mummy dukt /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I enjoyd reedin yor ansers to my resertch kwestchuns!

Heer ar my own ansers, by the way-

 1. I go commando an frolik pants so that I can fully enjoy the resulting draft.

2. Hunny, or vanilla wiv hunnycoem bits in. Choklit sorce is nice too. If it's off the Ice Creem Van I like a "99" wich is wipt vanilla ice creem wiv a choklit stik stikkin owt ov it an sum nutty sprinkles on top, all in a long wafer cone. YUM!

3. Sittin down.

4. Tan/beige/spilt tea.


Thank yu for taykin part!! It was very intrestin. (Hav a look at the comments from last time to see wat I meen.) An Sasha, yu cheeky powder puff! -I can't tell yu the culler of my undies COS I DON'T WARE ENY!!! Hehehehee!

Now I wud like to show yu a pikcher.
Do yu remember Oaky? He is my oak tree, wich I grew from a haycorn. We bort him a bigger pot agen. We wernt shor if he wud need it yet but wen Mummy chekt we fownd owt it was a good time to get him into his new apartment cos his toes wer just startin to go rownd an rownd at the bottom ov the pot.

He has got very big hassent he?
Heer I am doin a bit of... fertilizing! hehehehehe!!

TTFN!!!

Oakey, hed-butting, an I'm not rubbin thoze feet agen, oh no.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We playd Milton Keynes, aka. MK Dons (but full nayme is Milton Keynes Not-a-proper-club Franchise Scum) (and "Milton" just wuddent be a strong enuff bleech to cleen the scum ov this lot. Ha.) Enyway the cheetin scum won 2 -0. Poo!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Sam got me) /10
• Overall Score: 7.439/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Good Lor an slappeth my thie, if it issent over a week agen since I larst bloggd.
Mummy jus hassent been arownd to get the pewter up an running. An as I hav explayned befor (an to her on menny okkayshuns), I CAN blog on my own but I DO need sumwun bigger to help wiv the BIG button on the pewter as it's a bit too stiff for me. I did get Grayum to hed-butt it wunce, an the pewter NEERLY cayme on, but Grayum went spinnin rownd the room for aiges an to be frank, it just aint werth the greef.

So thare yu ar. Sheez all better now, just bizzy. Too bizzy for a loyal Bear wiv a publik to think ov, apparently. But wat can I do? Yu just carnt get the staff theez days.

I've been amewzin myself in the garden this weekend. (Hedgehog poo is reelly fassinaytin, yu kno, I reelly must get sum fotoes ov it for yu befor they all hybernayte.)

Do yu remember Oaky? As it is now Ortum, I thort I wud tayke a foto ov him, befor he loozes his leeves. Heer he is. Hassent he grown since I repotted him?

Daddy has finerly got rownd to arraynging sumwun to fix our heetin. The man is goin to com an do it on the 2nd November. It will tayke a few days, but shud be dun by Mummy's berfday, wich is the 8th. Daddy did sergest that it cud be her berfday present, but she gayve him wun ov her stares. Yu hav to admire him for tryin tho.

Weev had kwite a few winters wivowt heetin, but I told Daddy that Grayum neerly hybernaytid larst yeer, an I just carnt fayce anuther winter rubbin that Bear's feet. So we just HAV to hav sentrol heetin.

Meenwile tho, I am off now to distribewt jumpers amung the uther Bears. 2 weeks to go, yu see, an the eevnins ar gettin a bit nippy.

Bye fer now!

Kwik updayte- an duzz enywun want a sister?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES!!!!!!!! we had a pre-seezon frendly gayme neer Stansted, an it waz very frendly becos we won! Wa-hey!
• Simpsons:no, I had to leev harf way throo to go to footie
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Nessie. Sheed had a barth and still had a towel on her hed but I still got her so thare /10
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yu won't beleev wat that sister ov mine is up to. Hav a look on her blog. It's terribol. Bear abewse, I call it. Tsk. Por Sam. Mind yu, he wassent so botherd. He just ate most ov them. Ha!

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Look wat parkt owtside our playce yesterday!!!!A Tesco van!
It's ownly a van, not like my Tesco Truck. But eevn so! Wow! I cuddent see ware he waz delivering to. I rekkon he may hav just popt by to see The Bear. Hehehe!!!

Then, Daddy suddenly realized that Gillingham had a pre-seezon gayme abowt a 45 minit drive from us larst nite, so we had to go kwik smart! Thare waz just time to chaynge into lukky Gillingham pants- cuddent eevn see all ov The Simpsons! An off we went AN WE WON!!! Wa-hey!!!!!!!

We left Mummy behind. She waz maykin things, yu kno, arty crafty stuff. Maykin a mess, mostly, wich me an Daddy arnt allowd to do but she is cos wen she duzz it it's not a mess it's a creativ environment. Anyway, me an Daddy had a beer an a burger wich is sumthing else weer not allowd wen sheez arownd. (Ar all gerls like this?) Today she haz been eetin weevils. They wer in her bag ov nuts. (I suspekt Dilly. Agen. Sheez mad on bugs an keeps tryin to smuggol a bug farm indors). Enyway, how can she moan abowt burgers wen she eets weevils?

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This arfternoon I am goin to re-pot Oakey, my oak tree. He's a yeer old now an his toes ar gettin skwosht an he needs a bigger pot. I'll tayke sum fotoes an show yu.

Bye fer now!