Ansers to my kwestchuns, an an updayte on Oaky!

Recent scores:

• Gills: Restin (on laurels)
• Simpsons: No but did see Family Guy
• Tesco: ownly the littol wun, so no ride in a trolley
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 0 -mummy dukt /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I enjoyd reedin yor ansers to my resertch kwestchuns!

Heer ar my own ansers, by the way-

 1. I go commando an frolik pants so that I can fully enjoy the resulting draft.

2. Hunny, or vanilla wiv hunnycoem bits in. Choklit sorce is nice too. If it's off the Ice Creem Van I like a "99" wich is wipt vanilla ice creem wiv a choklit stik stikkin owt ov it an sum nutty sprinkles on top, all in a long wafer cone. YUM!

3. Sittin down.

4. Tan/beige/spilt tea.


Thank yu for taykin part!! It was very intrestin. (Hav a look at the comments from last time to see wat I meen.) An Sasha, yu cheeky powder puff! -I can't tell yu the culler of my undies COS I DON'T WARE ENY!!! Hehehehee!

Now I wud like to show yu a pikcher.
Do yu remember Oaky? He is my oak tree, wich I grew from a haycorn. We bort him a bigger pot agen. We wernt shor if he wud need it yet but wen Mummy chekt we fownd owt it was a good time to get him into his new apartment cos his toes wer just startin to go rownd an rownd at the bottom ov the pot.

He has got very big hassent he?
Heer I am doin a bit of... fertilizing! hehehehehe!!

TTFN!!!

My Garden

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No, I did see Family Guy. Stewie waz telling all his problems to his Bear. His Bear is calld Rupert.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10 good greeef! I need mor praktiss!!
  
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Eevn tho we ar well into Ortum now, my garden still has lots ov intrestin bits in it. I thort I wud share it wiv yu...

Ferst, do yu remember Oakey?
I hav been growing him since he was a haycorn.
He is looking very goldy rite now!

Better giv 'im a bit ov fertilizer for the winter...Hehehe...... I do like oakey!

Theez ar calld Red Hot Pokers!

The birds like to nibbel them.
Look! This wun is calld a Blue Tit.

(an Mummy sez I'm not ment to larf at that nayme)

This is called Pineapple SageIf yu skwish the leevs between yor paws an then smell them, they smell ov pineapple!

This is calld lobelia. I waz cond wiv this, cos the laydy sed it wud be bloo, but as yu can see, it is perpol reelly.

This is our peach tree. We had 2 peaches a few years ago. They wer reelly sweet an joosy. Imagin that! Peaches, grown owtside, in England! Wow!
No peaches this yeer tho. Still, it maykes a fine playce to perch from, wen yor observing stuff.

This is camomile.
Mummy luvs the smell ov it.
Daddy sez it smells like pee.
I agree wiv them both!
This is a nettal! But don't worry it is calld a DED Nettal, so it duzzent sting.
It duz tickol, tho!

This is calld roo. It's a nice culler issent it?
Yu hav to be careful if yor goin to frolik wiv no pants in roo, as it can mayke yu a bit itchy.

Theez ar calld cree-santh-e-mums

Yeers ago, Mummy had a luvly soft blak-an-wite cat calld Miss Figs. She waz very upset wen Miss Figs went to Heven, an she berreed her heer, amung the ivy. Then she bort this iron cat to mark the spot. Mr Scooter coms an sits heer sumtimes. Mummy sez he is chatting wiv his sister. It's OK, it issent a sad playce. It's nice an peacefow.

I don't noe wat this is. It cayme in a bunch ov flowers. Mummy put them in a vase an this bit grew roots, so she planted it. NUN ov us noe wat it is! But it has nice lookin berries!This startid off in a vase too!

Marrygolds!I do like marrygolds!

Theez ar calld pansies! Hehehehe! Pansies! I think that's funny!
Mummy sez theez shud last throo the winter. That'll be nice.

This is calld heeby.
Yes, it is on a slope.

Altho, not THAT mutch ov a slope.
I think the camra slipt!

This is a berd bath. I like to watch them flutter in heer! Mr Scooter sumtimes drinks heer as well!

That thare is a frog. Not a real wun. This wun lites up at nite!

Hmmmmm............. the berds ownly ate half thare food today.....

Thare waz a littol newt in heer the uther week.....

Theez ar primroses. 'Primrose' is Granny Ireland's middol nayme so I am glad theez do well- they hav been heer since last winter!

Look how big the rosemary bush has got! It's growing an growing an spredding!

The sparrows like to hide in it.

The wether has been so mild, this bush thinks it is spring allreddy, an has sum blossom!

This is African Bloo Basil. Or wat is left ov it! It had lots ov flowers an the BEEZ LUVD IT BETTER THAN ENYTHING ELSE IN THE GARDEN!!!! I shall hav to bring it indors soon, so that it will liv throo the winter. I like bees, me, so I want to sayve it for them for nex yeer.

This is a Wethergram. Beanie maykes them, an sent this wun to me.
Wethergrams ar mayde ov all diffrent payper an hav poems on.
Yu hang them owt on the Ortum Ekwinox an then see how the wether chaynges it.If yu look closely yu can see that Beanie yewsd a bit ov a map to mayke this. By sheer cowinsidence, the map is ov Bromley, in Kent, an shows ware Mummy yewst to liv yeers ago, so I think Beanie mite be sykik!!!

Enyway, by the time I had tayken all theez fotoes, the sun had moovd rownd to the front ov the howse. Wen I went inside I fownd that it had mayde a warm sunny puddol ov shine on Scooter's chair, an he was thare, soaking it up!
Teehee!!!!

I hope yu liket looking at my pikchers.
I hope they mayde yu smile!

TTFN!

Oakey

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but they bort a new forwerd an he is eNORmuss an shor to help us win.
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but ownly cos I got distrktid /10
• Overall Score: 7.639/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu remember my oak tree, Oakey?
Heer is how he lookt larst yeer:
Now, as yu noe, I am careful to administer my own very speshol Bear fertilizer! So it shud be no serprize to yu to see how mutch he has grown!!!!!! LUK!
Can yu see Mr Scooter tryin to get in on my foto?
This is wat happend nex, by the way-ENYWAY
Mummy lukt under Oakey's pot an cud see his toes stikkin owt underneeth, so we went an bort him a bigger pot. I put sum fertilizer in it ferst:
This is Oakey in his new pot!WOW! To think I startid wiv a ikkol haycorn! I wunder how big he will be NEXT yeer!

Bye fer now!

Oakey, hed-butting, an I'm not rubbin thoze feet agen, oh no.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Yes. We playd Milton Keynes, aka. MK Dons (but full nayme is Milton Keynes Not-a-proper-club Franchise Scum) (and "Milton" just wuddent be a strong enuff bleech to cleen the scum ov this lot. Ha.) Enyway the cheetin scum won 2 -0. Poo!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Sam got me) /10
• Overall Score: 7.439/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Good Lor an slappeth my thie, if it issent over a week agen since I larst bloggd.
Mummy jus hassent been arownd to get the pewter up an running. An as I hav explayned befor (an to her on menny okkayshuns), I CAN blog on my own but I DO need sumwun bigger to help wiv the BIG button on the pewter as it's a bit too stiff for me. I did get Grayum to hed-butt it wunce, an the pewter NEERLY cayme on, but Grayum went spinnin rownd the room for aiges an to be frank, it just aint werth the greef.

So thare yu ar. Sheez all better now, just bizzy. Too bizzy for a loyal Bear wiv a publik to think ov, apparently. But wat can I do? Yu just carnt get the staff theez days.

I've been amewzin myself in the garden this weekend. (Hedgehog poo is reelly fassinaytin, yu kno, I reelly must get sum fotoes ov it for yu befor they all hybernayte.)

Do yu remember Oaky? As it is now Ortum, I thort I wud tayke a foto ov him, befor he loozes his leeves. Heer he is. Hassent he grown since I repotted him?

Daddy has finerly got rownd to arraynging sumwun to fix our heetin. The man is goin to com an do it on the 2nd November. It will tayke a few days, but shud be dun by Mummy's berfday, wich is the 8th. Daddy did sergest that it cud be her berfday present, but she gayve him wun ov her stares. Yu hav to admire him for tryin tho.

Weev had kwite a few winters wivowt heetin, but I told Daddy that Grayum neerly hybernaytid larst yeer, an I just carnt fayce anuther winter rubbin that Bear's feet. So we just HAV to hav sentrol heetin.

Meenwile tho, I am off now to distribewt jumpers amung the uther Bears. 2 weeks to go, yu see, an the eevnins ar gettin a bit nippy.

Bye fer now!

Oakey

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein meen /10
• Overall Score: 7.265/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst yeer I fownd a Haycorn an plarntid it in a pot in my garden. I naymed him Oakey an gayve him sum jolly gud Bearayshus fertilizer an wisht him well.

Now he is a tiny oak tree. Heer he is-
As yu can see, he needs a bigger pot becos his toes ar startin to show throo the bottom ov this wun:
So it is time to moov him. Heer is the pot I bort for him. It's mutch bigger an mutch blooer, too. It's new an nice an shiney.
Heer is sum speshol re-pottin stuff that we bort from Tesco. (It waz nice an paddid to sit on in the trolley an I recommend it to fello trolley-riders.)
Arfter pottin yu hav to press down fermly wich I did wiv me welly-boots-Ta-daah!
I'll giv him a few days to settol into his new home, then I'll drop off a bit ov Bear fertilizer for him. Teehee!
Arfter warterin I put him heer, next to sum uther pots, inkloodin Mummy's camomile, wich she sez is luvly an Daddy sez smells like cats' pee. Hehehe!
We don't kno wat this enormuss plarnt is. It just moovd in wun day. Daddy sez it's a weed an Mummy sez it's a freebie an she wants to leev it an see wat it duzz. I think it's abowt to hav lots ov flowers.
That's it for me gardnin dewtees for now. Sorry I dident post erlier but we hav had thunder forecarst agen so me an the uther Bears hav been in the pant dror kwite a lot the larst few days.

Weev also bin on hi alert as Dilly keeps moovin her carsol wich is maykin a cownter-attak difficult to organize but watch this space...

Bye fer now!