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Showing posts with label New Forrist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Forrist. Show all posts

Friday, September 18, 2009

A few mor New Forrest pic's....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, too
  • Tesco: no- a new store calld Waitrose opend up the roade, an they all went off to that. I dident go. Weev got a Tesco loyalty card an I for wun kno the meenin ov loyalty!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (I waz hewmerrin LBBBJ agen) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.2605/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wat is yor fayvrit ice creem flayver?

Heer is a pic ov me an Dilly enjoyin sum in the New Forrest the uther week. We had all been cycling wen we sor an ice creem van so we stoppt for a brake.
Mine's Rarzberry Ripple flayver an Dilly's is Ginger. It haz lumps ov hot ginger crystals in it, wich waz a bit too dragonny for me.

A pony an her bayby walkt close by on the sayme bit ov green:We sor lots ov Mummy ponys wiv thayer baybeez. Wun time we wer cycling along an parst a field that waz just for Mummy-an-bayby pairs ov ponys. We awl stopt an went ahhhh...

It wassent just awl ponys- this time ov yeer, they also let owt all the piggies to roam free! This is becoz they like to eat up the haycorns. The ponys like them too, but if the ponys eet too menny it givs them bad tummy ayke. So they let owt the piggys to eat them up! Heer is Mummy wiv a big piggy. Mummy waz scoopin up haycorns from the road an feedin them to her. The piggy waz a very noizy eeter!

Do yu like Mummy's cycling hat? Hehe!

Thare waz lots ov heather arownd, too. It waz all purple...

Spot the reptillyen!

We had nice cream teas, becos wat is a hollyday wivowt cream teas? Heer we settold on a pink an brown cayke, wich kept evrywun happy:

Heer, sam is doin his "impreshun ov a seal".

Don't ferget to tell me yor fayvrit ice creem flayver.

Meenwile, tomorro is Internashnol Talk Like A Pirate Day, an I hav sum gaymes to organize! We Bears ar goin to hav a fun day, wiv choklit an stuff, an gaymes like "Nayme That Smell".

(Dilly sed she wants to joyne in too, eevn tho we wantid it jus for Bears reelly. So we told her she can hav the leed role in the gayme "Walk The Plank". Hehee. She is kwite eggsytid now. I don't think she knoze wat the gayme consists ov. HAHAHAHA!)

Bye fer now!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Goste!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, too. Mummy likes that. She likes Stewie.
  • Tesco: yes. Twice, reelly, as I went wiv Daddy an he had to leev the trolley thare an come home for his wallet cos he had forgotten it. Wen we went bak it waz still thare, by the roste chikn. I was a bit dissapoyntid as I was hopin to go rownd agen.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10!! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.74/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We got bak from the New Forest on Monday nite an it's been bizzy rown heer since. Hence my appollogeez for the delay in bloggin abowt it!

We dident tayke an enormuss lot ov fotoes but we did tayke sum.... heer is Daddy wen we ferst got thare, settling into our room:I chekt owt the important stuff like tea, biskits, kettol... yep, all present an correkt...I fownd the local payper had a helpful artikol on recognizing deer by thare bottoms. Fassinaytin!
Thank yu for yor messidges! I did try to reed them wen we wer away as the hotel had WIFI so I thort I wud be abol to log on, but I cuddent. Maybe the goste got into the masheenery...... oh yes! The goste!!!!! WELL! I dident get a charnce to play that trik I pland on Dilly, cos THIS happend:

"BOO!!"
It's the goste!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heer's me runnin very brayvely:
Dilly waz a bit synakol an went for a look herself:
(See? Told yu!)Dilly joyned me behind the taybolcloth:The goste got closer!
(Hmm. At this poynt I thort I herd it giggling!)....so I sneekt up behind him an... wayte a mi....
this goste appeers to hav a hairey arse!!I disrobed it an....
SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!"DILLY! Come owt! It's SAM!"He thort it waz hilairiuss!!!

-He had stowed-away in Mummy's bag, spendin the jerney nibblin her mints. Onnistly! I don't kno whare he gets it from!!!!!

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We ar off to Granny's howse this eevnin. Me an Daddy ar off to football tomorro wile Dilly an Mummy tayke Granny shoppin in Maidstone. Not shor wat they're gettin but I hope it incloods cayke.

Bye fer now!

Friday, September 04, 2009

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 7.632/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

No idea wat this flower waz, but it mayde a fine hat!

I tryd hard yestaday to post but our internet connekshun waz abowt as yewsful as a wig on a camel. It's a bit better this mornin but I ownly hav a few minits befor we go! So all the fotoes I prosessd for yu will still hav to wayte. Poo! But I thort I wud sneek in just this wun as it wud mayke yu larf :@D

I think it is just me an Dilly goin. Wiv Mummy an Daddy, ov corse, as I carnt kwite reetch the pedals in the car. Hehe!

Heer is a link to the town weel be stayin in (Hav a kwik look it haz lots ov fotoes!).
An heer is a littol map ov the High Street showin all the shops. Thare is wun calld Paws In The Forrest, wich is a Bear Adopshun Center!

The hotel weev got is an old Viktorian howse an its website sez it's horntid. I am taykin sum garlik. (Duzz garlik werk on gosts?)I shall also tayke a wite hanky cos I think I mite hide under it an pertend to be a gost a jump owt on Dilly. Ownly if I get bord, ov corse. Haha. An if she is bord too she will appryshyate that, won't she?

Hav a good weekend!

Bye for now!


Thursday, April 17, 2008

Holiday log part 3: Woods

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes- akchewly sor an episode that I hadeent seen befor!!
  • Tesco: no, an weer owt ov cow-joose- they hav startid to yews the UHT stuff. I think I shall hide it....
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 6.639762/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wen they sed we wer goin to the New Forest, I thort it wud be wun big wood, a reelly big thik dark wood. I thort that waz wat a forest was. Do yu? Well no, it issent! It's woods in sum playses, but also fields calld heathland. This meens fields that ar scruffy.

There wer also fields calld mire, wich means bogland. HAHAHAA. Peepol in the USA mite not kno but BOG is a slang nayme for a toylet! HAHAHA! BOGland! Well I thort it waz funny, anyway!

This is a bit ov BOGland. The lumps ar all mossy an bownsy. Daddy is bownsin across them. Akchewly, this is the ferst time I hav put a foto ov Daddy on the blog. As he is a teecher, he is a bit shy ov havin his pikcher on a blog, in cayse eny ov the herd ov 7 an 8 year olds he teeches see him. Hehee. Ah, don't worry Daddy, yor ownly small in this wun!

We took this pic dewrin a long walk. Heer ar sum mor pic's, from the woody part ov the walk:

Spot the Daddy:

This wun waz the biggest in the forest. It's a big Sekkoya tree, from North Amerryka. I tuk this pikcher from underneeth it. The bark issent hard like uther trees, it's soft an squidgy an warm!:Mummy liket it too:I deesydid to giv it a littol help to keep it the tallest:Heer's sum mor big wuns. Spot the Daddy agen:

Heer he is!!I fownd a nice big cone for a sooveneer. Mummy sed it waz ok to keep this wun coz all the seeds had gon. It's enormuss. I bet sum ov my doggy frends wud like to giv it a chew.We did a few big walks. On the longest we stopt fer a rest at a log an drank tea from a flarsk. That's our map in frunt ov us. Notiss Sam haz got my coat on!!!

Sum peepol preferd not to walk! I don't kno the laydy's nayme but the horsey waz calld Mulberry. I like his fluffy feet.

A few mor intrestin things...

This is a World War II bomb crater. I bet the frogs rownd heer like it.

Sum ov the trees had enormuss roots! Heer is Daddy agen. If yu dident kno the roots wer hewge, he'd be like a wee leprecorn.A New Forest robin!This berd is calld a Tree-Creeper cos he creeps rownd trees like a mowse.Just wun mor ov sum trees!
I luv walks in the woods, I do! I jus wish it had been warm enuff for us Bears to hav a piknik! As it waz, the sum waz shyny but it waz still chilly. Wen we got bak to the Bed An Brekfast playse, we all sat rownd the fire to warm our toze....

Next time I'll tell yu bowt sum speshol playses I vizitid. (Meenwile, Dilly has bloggd abowt the Reptile playse we vizited, if yu want to hav a look!)

Bye fer now!