Surprizes, Snaykes an Harry Potter

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons:no
• Tesco: yes, breefly, arfter weed been to the cinema we rememberd thare waz no milk at home for tea so we popt in an got sum.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 from Mummy, but I rekkon it waz a 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.896/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

WOW! Look at that! I parst 40,000 vizitors! WOW! I had been watchin that laytely an waz goin to mayke an annowncement but I mist the akchewal event! Hehe! It sneekt over the big 40 wen I wassent lookin! Hehe! Thanks, evrybody!!!!

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The uther day a big envelope arrived for Mummy but look wat pikcher waz on the front!Hehe! It waz from Mrs Nesbitt an The Duck.
Mrs N had sent sum arty-crarfty magazeens for Mummy, an The Duck sent sum cards just for me:This wun haz a genyuin duck fether:an I got a present:Dilly mayde off wiv that bow kwikker than Mummy wiv a box ov choklits:Oh! Hehe! It's a box wiv sum shoo polish inside! It's for my boots! That's good! I need to do sum gardnin layter so they will need a polish arfterwoods!

THANK YU Mrs N an the Duck!!!!!!!!!!

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Yestaday we went shoppin in a playse calld Braintree. Mummy went to The Papermill shop an bort lots ov paper an stuff for her craftin. Me an Daddy got bord an went lookin in uther shops like Marks and Spencer's, whare he inspektid the shirts an I browsd thare extensiv underpants sekshun (they ar faymuss for it, yu kno). It waz grayte!

Arfter the shops we went to the cinema an sor the new Harry Potter film! I fownd it intrestin that wun ov the baddys is calld Draco, arfter a dragon. I arskt Dilly wat she thort abowt that an she sed he waz just misunderstood.
I liket the film mostly but I think it had a bit too mutch kissin in it.
Mummy enjoyd it but wantid a wee from harf an hour in an dident go cos she dident want to disturb peepol so she had to hold herself for a long time an got a hedake.

This mornin I fownd Dilly tryin to majik snaykes. She sez she waz hipnotizing them into doin her wishes.Akchewlly they wer jus sum ov Daddy's ties, but arfter sheed been jumpin on them an going worra worra worra I had to rescew her cos she got all nottid up. I ALLWAYS hav to rescue her. ALLWAYS.

Bye fer now!

Marks Hall fotoes. ATCHOOOO!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to too mutch snot in the howse/10
• Day Score: 6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've cort the cowd!I'm yewzin a pair ov bloo Mummy-pants to keep me warm. I blayme Grayum. He cofft over my biskits.

Enyway! Heer ar the fotoes I promist yu. Now that Mummy is feelin better she can help put them on the pewter. Just as well as I'm not upta mutch rite now!

We sor this big normuss oak tree. It's neerly 800 yeers old!

Ooo this looks like a tank is sneekin up behind me!

We sor lots of goosies. I arskt Daddy to tayke lots ov fotoes cos I knew Mrs Nesbitt wud like to see them.

Heer's Mummy, feedin sum ov them:

The baybeez look very fluffy, don't they?

Thare wer swans, too:Thare waz a walled garden. It waz reelly big!
This is part ov the wall. It's 400 yeers old, so not as old as the tree.
Heer yu can see sum toadflax growin owt ov it.

I liket this bit. It had a low wall goin rownd an rownd the plarnts, just the rite size for a small Bear to go runnin up an down. Can yu see how the littol wall I'm standin on goze too an fro an up an down? It waz fun. Sum kids tryd to do it but it waz mine. I fownd it ferst.Thare wer lots ov theez type ov thing:
We fownd Mummy, relaxin!

We walkt throo sum mor woods an spottid this fella goin for a strowl:

An sumwun had bilt a laydy owt ov big twigs.
It waz very good.
She eevn had laydy-bumps!:
Sum ov the walks in the woods wer markt, sum wernt, yu just mayde them up as yu went along.

We cayme across this field ov ferns.
It waz like a Bear-size forrist, so I had a poo thare.
Then we fownd the piggies!
They keep them in part ov the forrist, wich is far mor fun than livin on a farm!
Yu cud see they enjoyd runnin an jumpin.

Heer's the bum foto I promist yu! Wa-hey!
Dewrin the Secund Werld War, sum forren troops wer stayshund heer,
wile waytin to go to France. Thare waz eevn a littol air field heer.
We cayme across theez old truks, wich we thort mite be left over from then:
Then we sor lots ov theez neerby. It's calld a peacock butterfly:This is Mummy havin a rest wile Daddy taykes fotoes.
Akchewlly, if yu clik on the foto an mayke it bigger,
yu mite jus see me sittin on the arm ov the bench, wayvin.On the way bak we sor sum sheep but ownly just, cos they wer hiding in the long grarss:We wer told they wer "rare breed" sheep.
Troo enuff, they dident go baaaaaaa. So maybe they wer a bit snooty.
We went parst sum mor bayby goosies,
all tukt up for bed:...an I think the parronts had had a row:
And, AT LARST!!! I got sum choklit cayke an a cuppa tea!
No trip enyware is troolly grayte unless yu finish it wiv choklit cayke an a cuppa tea.
Wa-hey!!

I hope yu enjoyd my fotoes!
I wonder if weev got enything like that cayke in the howse.
I fansy sum ov that rite now.
An as I hav a cowd I rekkon I shud hav sum.
I'll hav to send sumsun owt to go an get sum... ware's that Dilly?

Bye fer now!

New hat!!! I got a new hat!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we playd Luton (full nayme: Stinks -So-Much-They-Naymed-It-Arfter-A-Toylet)
  
• Simpsons: yes- wun we haddent seen befor!
  
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot abowt this. Waz dedycaytid to my hat, pritty mutch./10
• Day Score: 8/10 (new hat)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I do luv it wen we get parsols!!!This wun waz from Mrs Nesbitt!!!! HURRAYY!!!!! it waz addressd to Mummy, but I hung arownd just in cayse... Mrs Nesbitt likes me, an yewzly puts sumthing in thare fer me!!!

Hmm.... lots ov seeds for the garden..... I waz very pleezd to note that marrygolds wer inkloodid...
Mummy waz pleezd wiv theez teezol wuns, as she sez they will attrakt berds, like goldfinches. I'm not that into berds, but goldfinches ar pritty cool-An... oh!! Heer we go!!! HAHAHAAA!!!Bob size pegs fer Bob size pants!!!!An an an.... oh boy! A pressie!
Wotizit?Ooo! A hat!!!Oh!
Hehehhee!
I had it on inside owt!!!!
This is better!
Now.... wat else?
A littol book that Mrs N mayde for Mummy, abowt gardnin;An sum flowery stik things.
I mite put wun ov thees nex to the marrygolds wen I plarnt them, an rite 'Bob' on the bak:Mummy mayde this card to say thank yu. I rote on the inside, eevn if it waz a bit too pink.
As fer the hat, it's so brill, I kept it on to watch The Simpsons in.This is my hat ov choice now. Yu may remember my uther wun:
Now, I do like the bloo culler ov this wun, but it offen falls off my hed if I hav to run abowt suddenly. The new wun haz a nice under-me-chin type strap, so this won't happen. Huzarr! THANK YU, Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!!