Mooooose!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, the littol wun rownd the corner- we ran owt ov sultarnas. Mummy feeds them to the starlins. Wen we run owt, they all sit on the roof like in that Hitchcok film. Best not risk it.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: um, fergot abowt this /10
• Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We hav a frend in Merryka calld Beth. She livs in a playse calld Millinocket, wich I think is wun ov the funnyest playse naymes ever. I think it's Soux for "oo er missus, I've mislayd me pants".

ENYWAY. Beth sent us sum foto's ov this moose, hoo desydid to hav a bayby on sumwun's frunt lorn-

Heer they ar playin "Moose! Not-a-moose!", a variayshun on the game "Bear! Not-a-bear!":
An heer they ar, engaygin in that grayte tradishonal Bear sport, Syncronized Sitting:
As yu can see, they wud get hi marks fer Placing, but Junior needs to werk a bit mor on Form.

Issent this grayte? MY Mummy gets all exsytid if she finds hedgehog poo on the garden. Imagin wat sheed do if she lookt owt wun day an fownd theez! HEHEHEHEEE!

(Wat wud yu call him? I think he looks like a Ralf. Ralf The Moose. Hehehe. Wiv ears like that, they mite invite them to stay ther, so they can pik up saterlite TV.


Bye fer now!!!