IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- havin a well deservd rest arfter Saterday's victory!!!!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7ish - had a bit ov a hedayke, don't kno wy./10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank yu for joynin me for my berfday!!!! I hav a grayte PANT GALLERY to sho yu, lots ov peepol hav contribewtid thare pant portrates! Ferst ov all tho, heer is a cayke ressipy for yu all to try. It's very eezy. It waz sent to me by Duck an Bear an Doc the Dog in Ostraylia. They liv wiv my Arnty Christina. It's a speshol ressippy for Bears!!

This is The Most Dayngeruss cayke in the Werld!!!!

Ingredients:

4 tablespoons flour

4 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons cocoa

1 egg

3 tablespoons milk

3 tablespoons oil

3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)

A small splash of vanilla extract

1 large coffee mug

Method:

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share with your bestest friends).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?

Because now all bears and their friends are just 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

WA-HEYYY!!!!

Now get cookin an hav a luvly choccie cayke for my berfday!!!!

An now it's time for.........(drumroll...)

Heer's a speshol berfday messidge from
STANLEY & ASTA to start us off!

Next, this is STITCHY, hoo livs wiv STARDUST.
He is sportin a fine pair ov boxers that belong to Mr Stardust:
Next, we hav WOODSTOCK!!! (Woodstock, wat ar yu doin wiv PINK wuns on yor hed, man?
Oooo... Jaffa caykes!)

An here is wun ov Woodstock's frends, Miss Polly Pola:
This is RALF, hoo livs wiv Lynda/GrannyK: Issent ralf a wise lookin Bear, eevn wiv pants on his hed?

The followin all live wiv BUMBLEVEE!
WOW! It shor looks fun at their playse!
This is Pooky: An heer ar sum ov Pooky's frends, havin a Pant Frolic:

This is Bumblevee's Lion. She sez that he is kwite timid, an can be led astray by sum ov the cheekier Bears, like heer, for exampol. She thinks puttin those pants on his hed wassent his idea. I'm not so shor. I think he looks like he is ownly TRYIN to look innosent. He's enjoyin himself, reelly:An, oh my!! Hehehehe! This is Bumblevee's bottom in her lukkiest pants!!! Hehehe!Hehee!!!! That waz so cheeky! I rolld on the flor larffin wen I sor that on the emayle! HEEEEEEhehehe!!!!! Well dun, Bumblevee!!!!

An larst but not leest, this is Cocoa(left) an Buttons The Bear!!!!!
Nice posing heer!!

*** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE

Dilly wantid to sho yu her fayvrit pants:
They ar akchewly Mummy's ov corse, but Dilly likes them becos
1) they ar "perplee"
an 2) they hav Miffy on them:
Miffy is like a British "miss Kitty". Mummy luvs her.
She yewst to hav books abowt her wen she waz a littol gerl.
Now Dilly luvs her too.Mummy agreed to poze wiv them on her hed in onnor ov my berfday!

THANKS evrywun!! Wat pantayshus fotoes!!!!! It haz reelly mayde my berfday extra fun to hav my own Pant Gallery!!!!

If enywun else wud like to joyne in, it issent too layte- send me a foto ov yor pants by midnite UK time an I'll add them on heer for posterrity. Or in Bumblevee, Cocoa an Button's cayse, for posteriorty. Wa-heyy!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!!!!