Pondering

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we wun 1 - nil coz weer the graytist.
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Day Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

It is hard to post at the moment cos ov lots ov bizzy stuff goin on! But I just wantid to nip in an say Wa-hey!!

Weev had sum luvly Eastery cards from lots ov yu. Thank yu so mutch! The wun from Poopsie-Blue eevn had a Bear on!

My footie team, Gillingham ar doin reelly well an they may be in the play-offs. If yu don't understand footie (like, if yor a gerl), 'play-offs' meens sumthing very important an fantastik as it meens we mite be goin up.

If yu don't kno wat 'goin up' meens (yu reelly AR a gerl, arnt yu?!) it meens we mite be goin up to the leeg abuv us nex seeson.

An THAT meens we get to play better teems!

(Mite also meen that they desyde to prodewce anuther Bear-size kit, too....)

Mummy is still dizzy.
She REELLY wants to go an stay wiv HER Mummy but carnt cos ov an appoyntment wiv an ENT doctor on Tchewsday. An ENT doctor is sumwun hoo carfters yor mowth an throte but waz too intrestid in ears to becum a dentist.

She SEZ she mite cansel it an go to Granny's enyway. In wich cayse I'm not shor wether to go or stay wiv Daddy. I'm kwite fewsd, sittin heer thinking about it. I better hav anuther choklit an think sum mor.

Bye fer now!

Close wun, Grayum!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, me an Daddy walkt to the littol wun, for cow juice
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7.98638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Grayum had a narsty shok this mornin!

He thort Mummy waz taykin the lorndry barsket downstairs so he clymed in to get a lift. But Mummy bein Mummy, an Mummy wiv a bad hed full ov virussy snot at that, forgot wat she had gon upstairs for an left the barsket thare.

By the time she had rememberd that she waz goin to do the washin, Grayum had fallen farst asleep an so cuddent jump owt befor gettin to the washin masheen!!!!

It waz ownly cos Mummy cuddent find the thing that the washin powder stuff goze into that she dident switch the masheen on rite away! Then wen she waz looking for that, she forgot wat she waz lookin for an lookt for us Bears. It waz then that she discuverd that Grayum was missin an so went lookin for him insted. After a wile she forgot wat she waz lookin for AGEN an went bak to the washin masheen, whare she jus cort site ov Grayum lookin owt the window in the dor!!!!!!!

PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayum waz shaykin for aiges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT THE POR FELLA!!!!!!!!!He is gettin hug therapy rite now. It may tayke sum time.The moral ov the story is: if yor gonna stow away in lorndry barskets, don't fall sleep. Speshly if Mummy's coff is lowder than yor snor.

Bye fer now!

Spyin is a full time okewpayshun (or shud be).

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we got a not-a-looz, wiv Shrewsbury.
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes an I got to ride in the trolley :@}
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!/10
• Day Score: 8.136/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! It's bin a week! Want to kno wat I've bin doin, insted ov bloggin? Well I'll tell yer. I've bin mostly carfterin Mummy. AGEN.

THIS time she is dizzy.
She thort it wud go away but wen she startid fallin down I took her to the doctor.
I don't mind goin to the doctor's playse. They hav a big waytin room an in wun corner they hav lots ov pikcher books, mostly abowt Bears. I waz jus gettin into wun wen Mummy got calld in.

The doc sed that she haz sumthing calld Labrynthitis.
I like that nayme. It's clever. It meens goin rownd an rownd, wich is wat Mummy is doin. Or THINKS she is doin.
Akchewly, on the way bak, she told me that she waz ok an that it waz everywun ELSE hoo had sumthing rong wiv them.
WHAT the??? This is cos the werld reelly IZ spinnin, an she is just the ownly wun hoo iz akchewly notissin it.

Yeee...eeess.

So now she haz mor tablits to tayke...soon she will rattel as she walks along.

MEENWILE.....

• Chuck haz arrivd home in Wyoming.
• Dilly haz com across a cuppol ov eggs, mayde a nest owt ov Mummy's scarf, an rekkons she is inkewbaytin. (Sigh.) (Oh well it keeps her okewpied.)
• Gillingham had a win larst week an a dror yestday.(It wud hav bin anuther win but Mummy wor her lukky bloo pants on Friday and flatly refewsd to keep them on on Saterday wen they wer needid, even inside owt.)
• An as for next dor.....

Just look wat happens wen yu stop spyin full time for a week!!!!This waz the vew from my bedroom.
Tayke a closer look...CHIKNS!!!!They'v got chikns!!!!

We want to noe wether they'er goin to eet them or jus hav them for eggs. So Iyve hatchd a cunnin plan (hatched! HATCHED! GEDDIT? Oh, I'm sutch a clever Bear wiv werds, I am...)

WELL! Daddy sumtimes teeches at the skool that nex dor's gerls go to, so he is goin to arsk them- BUT! Insted ov just arskin if they ar goin to eet thare chikns, (cos that mite upset them) (an the chikns), he is goin to arsk them wether they hav naymes for the chikns! Cos yu carnt eet sumthing yoov naymed, can yu???

Well, not if yor NORMOL yu carnt. I meen, Dilly naymes her bugs, an lines them up an gets them to darnse befor she eets them. But that's jus Dilly.

Bye fer now!