Sheez snotty agen!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes, chiken soop for Mummy
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy /10
- Day Score: 6.83621/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
I havent fergotten abowt the fotoes I promist but I hav bee bizzy carfterin Mummy agen as she is all snotty agen an haz a infekshun in her chest wich is maykin her coff up horrobol green stuff, an this shud jus proov to Dilly that green is a narsty thing.She went to the nerse wen it was just a bad throat, an the nerse sed "It's jus hay feever, go home!" so she cayme home an now she issent well. Dilly sez the nerse knew nuthin, an that this is oviuss cos she dident ware a nerse's hat. She sez that REEL nerses allways ware a hat.
Mummy sez she feels like she haz been hit by a truk! I've been run over befor, as yu kno, an wen it happend my bum berst an lots ov my beads spilld owt onto the road. I had to go abowt wiv sayfety pins in my bot till they fownd sum uther beads for a transplant for me. The pins wer well itchy.
Well, I had a look but her bottom, I hav to say, duzzent look eny smaller than it did a week ago, an I carnt see eny pins, so I don't think she haz reelly been hit by a truk at all.
I hav given her self-ishooing priviledges over the tishoo box as, kwite frankly, I carnt keep up wiv her demarnds. Meenwile Grayum seems to hav come down wiv the bug, so we hav seperaytid him from the uther Bears. Mummy Windowsill Bear is carftering him. I think he is jus playin on it, to be onnist. But don't tell him I sed that.
I hope the green stuff goze away soon then Mummy can help me load up all my intrestin fotoes. I hav a nice wun ov a pig's bottom that I wantid to sho yu. He haz a reelly curly tayle an is kwite hairy.
Bye fer now!
