"Não sou nem ateniense, nem grego, mas sim um cidadão do mundo". (Sócrates-o-original)
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domingo, 10 de junho de 2007
domingo, 15 de abril de 2007
O Pós-Modernismo de Sócrates e Aristóteles
Uma versão de filosofia antiga à la Quentin Tarantino.
Republic Dogs, By Nathaniel Daw
(...) Aristotle: [Draws a gun, fires a shot into the air, and points it at Alcibiades] Interrupt me again, motherfucker. Interrupt me again. Nobody's trading with anybody. This is my allegory.
[Alcibiades gestures submission.]
Aristotle: [Putting away gun.] So as the philosopher king, it would be my duty to keep seditious literature out of the city
-- Socrates: I got it. I understand.
Aristotle: Shut up, motherfucker, how can you understand my perfect city when I haven't explained it yet?
Socrates: No, dickhead, not that, I understand what you were saying before, about perfection. It's all about forms.
Aristotle: Forms?
Socrates: Yeah, motherfucker, forms. Like, something don't have to physically exist for it to be perfect; it exists as the perfect ideal, the perfect form, beyond mortal comprehension.
Alcibiades: Socrates, you're supposed to pour your libations on the ground, not drink them till you're talking like a crazy Bacchae bitch.
Socrates: Normally, I'd be pouring libations with your spinal fluid right now, but since I'm feeling at peace with the universe I'll try to enlighten your sorry ass instead. Imagine there's this dark, underground cave. (...)
Republic Dogs, By Nathaniel Daw
(...) Aristotle: [Draws a gun, fires a shot into the air, and points it at Alcibiades] Interrupt me again, motherfucker. Interrupt me again. Nobody's trading with anybody. This is my allegory.
[Alcibiades gestures submission.]
Aristotle: [Putting away gun.] So as the philosopher king, it would be my duty to keep seditious literature out of the city
-- Socrates: I got it. I understand.
Aristotle: Shut up, motherfucker, how can you understand my perfect city when I haven't explained it yet?
Socrates: No, dickhead, not that, I understand what you were saying before, about perfection. It's all about forms.
Aristotle: Forms?
Socrates: Yeah, motherfucker, forms. Like, something don't have to physically exist for it to be perfect; it exists as the perfect ideal, the perfect form, beyond mortal comprehension.
Alcibiades: Socrates, you're supposed to pour your libations on the ground, not drink them till you're talking like a crazy Bacchae bitch.
Socrates: Normally, I'd be pouring libations with your spinal fluid right now, but since I'm feeling at peace with the universe I'll try to enlighten your sorry ass instead. Imagine there's this dark, underground cave. (...)
segunda-feira, 2 de abril de 2007
UnI labora 7 dias por semana!
«José Sócrates concluiu o curso na Universidade Independente num domingo. O processo académico é bizarro» (Expresso, 31/III); «ex-reitor considera «perfeitamente normal» que o diploma de licenciatura em Engenharia Civil do primeiro-ministro tenha sido assinado num domingo» (Correio da Manhã, 1/IV).
Sempre na vanguarda da excelência, soube-se recentemente que a UnI trabalha 7 dias por semana. Não que a sua sobriedade o tenha revelado, mas sim o aturado esforço da imprensa de investigação. A sobriedade sempre foi uma prova de classe. Estamos todos de parabéns.
domingo, 1 de abril de 2007
Ó sôtor, ele esforçou-se
Vem de fonte fidedigna: o Centro de Certificação de São Bento classificou o PM como um indivíduo com muita experiência e, por isso, merecedor de títalo.
No caso, de Professor Doutor.
Em engenharias espaciais.
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