“My Cadillac and My Pinkie Ring: a Diagnoses of The Rapture of
Objects in The Form of a Funkadelic Review By Ralph Dorey on Friday 13th
of January 2012 in Holloway”
The Funk is physical, of this we can have no doubt. We hold this
truth to be self evident, as to say “beyond representation”. The Kingdom
of Heaven is Within. We need only look at the Funk to encounter its
corporeal being, it requires trust and not the writing of a church.
Side One: Cock Block
“what time is this?” – George Clinton
Let us look at the body of Funk as wheeled in on the gurney. Dead on
arrival but twitching (because to be truly physical, to loose one’s
head and become animal, one must also become meat. To free one’s mind
one must loose one’s head. The Funk is a corpse of transcendence, if the
soul were to move not up to heaven but down to the crotch, down to the
earth and death sex of soil-systems). The title track opens this
monster, opens with the dying rays of Hendrix’s unification of church
and state through the banner of stars and delivers a survey of land
flattened (Holy Compression), describing space through the pan from left
and right and left and right. Upon the flat landscape Funkadelic build a
pyramid from a thousand parts. Thousands of pieces, thousands of
instances, but only a handful of types, the [it ain’t a stab it’s a
slab] of bass, organ and drum chopped tight with the (all men are)
equaliser and staccato like a brick or a bar of pig lead. The funk is a
flat square, existing only in two dimensions. Tight. Distortion is the
sound of restraint, the head against the ceiling just as Funk is the
music of repression, the repression of the self, of the head, just the
body in the world (buried alive). A wriggle against the belt, the hand
against the mountain, the impossibility of breaching the bounds made
into a sublime act like an abstract fuck. Over and over and always now
on the Plateau. Like a piston, Up For The Down Stroke.
There is no time in this song, no progression. A short while later
Public Enemy would push this architecture beyond its last grasp at
spacial orthodoxy. The Bomb Squad build samples like sedimentary rock
free from human intervention and transcription. All time and space is
now and in every moment, understanding that both history and
architecture are perfected in the formation of coal (the black planet).
Layers and layers pile down on now, hit all the buttons and hit record
and repeat till the full black stratified mass fills all space and time.
My Uzi weighs a ton.
Side Two: Science Fiction
“head ache in my heart, heart ache in my head” – Eddie Hazel
The doctor leans over us, the dead and headless and strokes us
with his words of comfort and the placebo of muzak. Drifting off we find
we’re in the yard behind the church and down by the riverside. Sitting
and leaning against a washed out marker. Shoulders to the stone we
remark at how its shape now matches that of our torso and likewise the
empty space above mirrors the absence of our own skull. The gravestone
is too short though, to keep our back flat to it we should sit lower,
out seat touching the submerged root of flat stone which carries down
beneath the surface and supports the vertical weight above. Reaching up
the doctor pulls on the hanging branches of Willow and Yew. The church
tree and the river tree, the painkiller and the heart medicine.
Post-op: Freed of legs and stump-sunk to the belt we awake. Spine
aligned to the stone and groin in the soil. A nothing above the nothing
below and a horizon in between with a torso plugging the sky to the
earth. Nearby the Willow sways a million repeated arcs of whale finger
bones over the water like the infinite delay of the echo box through
which pumps the snare. Repetition is to have one time at all times
stacked up. The Yew just bends, denying the stability of form with a
stretch while it in turn is denied the release of a break by layers of
compression.
“from every head and ass” – George Clinton
Cross posted on The Institute for Spectralogical Audio Research