Dear
Kneaders,
I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes.
Love, K

Saturday morning I went with my sister and friend to Kneaders Bakery for brunch. I've missed brunch, and I've heard Kneaders has fantastic french toast. Bingo. We show up at 11:13 a.m. Here is what happened:
K: French toast please.
Cashier: We stop serving breakfast at 11.
K: 11? Seriously, 11 am? Come on, it's probably 11:05.
Cashier: We can't serve breakfast after 11.
K: Well, you
can. You just
won't. Come on. You know you still have some french toast back there.
Cashier: Actually, we're
almost all out.
K: See,
almost. You really won't sell it to me.
Cashier: It's after 11. (at this point the three people in line behind me leave because they too wanted breakfast)
K: But it's SATURDAY!!! Who goes to breakfast on a Saturday before 11!?!
Cashier: We stop serving breakfast at 11.
K: But it's SATURDAY!!! You don't have any breakfast items you can sell me?
Cashier: Well we have these cinnamon rolls.
K: You can sell me those?
Cashier: Yes.
K: Fine, I'll take one cinnamon roll and a chocolate milk.
Then to top it all off, after I had my cinnamon roll Shannan decided she wanted one too. When she went up to order it the cashier looked at her and said, "You want
another one?" Way to go cashier. Way to go. Insulting the customer is always a good idea.
Kneaders President Gary Worthington expect a letter from me.