When students gossip

I thought I'm spared from this thing called "students' gossip", but well, I guess being one of the young teachers there, I eventually got involved with these kids gossips.

It all started with me talking with Mr.HotStuff Shorty at the staff room. It was just a discussion about a school programme and we, of course were making a big joke out of the programme. Little did we realise, there were three male students looking at us, making up conclusions that we were "dating".

So, the next day, as I was correcting my students' books, in came the three boys...

Student A : Teacher, kami berabis cari teacher kemarin sana bilik guru. Rupa-rupanya teacher berdating ah...hehehe...

Student B : Ya oh..siok lagi tu bercerita...berdua-duaan...sepadan oh kamu teacher!

Student C : Malu-malu lagi teacher mau mengaku hehehe...

Aku terblur sebentar. "Cikgu dating? Sama siapa cigu mau dating? Teda pun cigu hensem di sini ni!!"

Student B : Eleh...pura-pura lagi...cikgu pakai spek tu bah...

Huh? Cigu pakai spek setahu sia suda kawin...

Student A : Alaaa...cigu pakai spek yang pendek2 tu bah....

LAAAAAAAAA.....

They thought I was going out with Mr.HotStuff Shorty!!! Yalah...memang kiut bah he namun he pendek from me hahahahah...luculah how kids tend to make conclusions...TOSSSSS