Sunday Smackdown

Everyone's favorite One eyed Swedish vengeance machine walked away with a easy victory over the cigar chomping, balloon popping Mr. Krug. Now on to this weeks bit of business.

This weeks match up features two maniacs of the road. One is somebody you don't give a ride and the other, don't accept a ride in his car, no matter what!

On this end of the road we have one Mister John "I want you to stop me" Ryder. Ryder is a man who appears to have no past. He likes killing, is very good at it in fact. All he wants is for someone to stop him. Is he real? Is he the devil? We'll never know. But one thing is for certain, he's one crazy bastard.

Facing him for this game of horror chicken is Stuntman Mike. Mike has a thing for the ladies and their feet. He likes killing them. Mike also has one snazzy car that's all tricked out to be...um death proof. Mike is a cold dude with a styling jacket and a scar. Who knows how many he's killed and for how long?

Let the road raging begin!

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Sunday Smackdown

Last time a Stepfather trounced an Orphan. This week It's a vengeance seeking young lady with only one eye    wielding a sawed-off shotgun versus a cigar chopping sleaze ball rapist in a battle of '70's grindhouse gusto.

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A tie! Damn, how to resolve that? Maybe a Bra and Panties match between Alicia Witt and Jennifer Love Hewitt! Oh the possibilities! Hummmm....a Bra and Panties match. We all win that one!

Anyway on with this weeks match. This week it's a domestic disturbance as crazed Stepfather Jerry Blake tries to keep unruly orphan Esther in check. Who'll come out as head of the family and who's going to bed without supper?

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Now with a nifty banner. Everything needs a banner. Banners are cool. Anyway it looks like The Baseball Furies got in a little bit of batting practice with The Droogs. In other words it was real horrorshow.

This week it's the battle of two Serial killers who frankly wore a couple of the most lackluster getups ever.

In this corner it's the killer from Urban Legends. Our campus stalking maniac likes to bring the ax down on a then still hot Tara Reid while sporting a sweet parka.

The opponent? Why it's The Gorton's Fisherman wearing his Friday night S&M gear. Oh, no sorry it's Ben Willis. I bet that thing smells real great after all that killing.

Well there it is. Two titans of post-Scream horror. It's a battle of the not too sharp dressed killers.

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Dr. Who stands triumphant. It must be do to The Doctor's skill in Venusian aikido that he truly trounced 007. I was suprised just how one sided it was. Not one vote for Commander Bond.

Well on to this week's match up.

It's time for a bit of gang warfare. Two Iconic gangs battling it out for control of their turf.

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First we have The Droogs from A Clockwork Orange. They love to spend a night out on the town drinking it up at the Korova Milkbar, before engaging  in an a little of the old ultra-violence.

Their opposition, The Baseball Furies. Bane of The Warriors, from the film of the same name. These baseball loving, make-up wearing freaks like to throw-down using baseball bats and bad attitudes.

There you are another match up for another week. Enjoy!

Sunday Smackdown

Time to bring back an old feature, with a little twist to it. I used to do something called the Sunday Smackdown. A little showcase for cool and crazy fight scenes. Also being a big fan of little feature J. Astro had on his blogs, The Cage Match. Which was just a really cool Vs. match/poll. Well I dug them up, dusted 'em off, grafted them together and injected a little glowing green serum in it. Time to see what it does.

Warning: This will be very nerdy.

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 The first match up...James Bond vs. Doctor Who. Both are British. Both have had many different faces over the years. Both have a thing for traipsing about with various women. And both love their gadgets. But only one can come out on top. To vote see the poll over on the side. Results next Sunday with a new match up.